Drunk on DCOMs

It's a classic misunderstanding. One guy thinks a small child has stolen his doll that's valued at thousands of dollars as his life is falling apart, so he and his wife break into the small child's house to steal it back, while simultaneously the child has been left home alone by his incompetent family as they travel to Paris. The child then reveals a secret desire to maim and murder, doing just that to both adults. Joe Pesci does not appear. We don't hate this movie as much as we should. Guess who edited this episode.

If you're looking for the Scott Baio one, that's a different movie with a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes, so it's probably a tossup on which one is worse. Nah it's for sure the Scott Baio one. And that's an accomplishment. This movie is rough.

The plot of this movie does not make sense. That's about it. Alley Cat Strike made sense, like 30 movies ago. It's a damn shame.

I chose to skip this. I do not regret it. I saw it when I was a kid, so it still counts as a movie I've seen. But I'm not doing it again. We can also say I hate this movie so much I waited like a month to put out the episode, even though it was recorded that long ago. Bad movie, hard pass on watching it again. I'd watch Alley Cat Strike again. I really can't get over how screwed that movie was on this list.

We're back from a semi-planned hiatus with an episode recorded several weeks ago after we watched Genius. It's a weird film. I didn't like it. You probably wouldn't either. Unless you're in it and you've got some kind of google alert for podcasts about a 20 year old movie you were in. If that's the case, are you Emmy Rossum? If so, we'd love to have you as a guest on this podcast, but only to talk about DCOM's you weren't in. Like Alley Cat Strike. THAT'S a good movie.

Yeah, so this movie is no good. There's a lot of reasons why. Don't watch it. And probably skip this episode of us awkwardly trying to dance around some of the stuff that happens in this movie.

The worst Teen Witch movie since Teen Witch. Probably would've helped to see Twitches 1 first. Probably wouldn't have helped THAT much.

We took a week and a half off, but we're back and we're the same as we were before. Enjoy us talk in great detail about an inappropriate look that we both caught as we discuss a movie that follows the great DCOM tradition of making absolutely zero sense.

Did you ever look at a movie and think it would be a totally different thing than it actually is? That's this movie. You think it'll be one semi-coherent and cohesive movie, and it's actually 3 movies that are none of those things. It's weird and bad.

Kim Possible as a live action movie is a layup. This movie is what happens when you throw a layup into the wrong basket.