DRUNK @ SUNRISE

It’s week 2 of Bachelor Canada and Chris has taken the women to Costa Rica. This week, there are two group dates and one one-on-one date (man, I hate typing that). Chris and Lyndsey play an ill-advised round of How Old Do You Think I Am?, Brittany M. grows into her role of the beautiful… Read More Episode 9: Young, Fertile, Glowing

Did you miss me? Drunk at Sunrise is back, and this time, we’re in Canada, eh. Chris LeRoux is Canada’s third Bachelor, a retired Major League Baseball player who just wants to settle down with a “nice Canadian girl” after living the professional athlete life for so long (aka boning chicks in every city, right?).… Read More Episode 8: Screechin’ In

Well, we did it kids. We officially have a Bachelorette with a NEIL LANE ring on her finger. In this 1.5 hour extravaganza, I recap the Final Rose episode, and critique its bizarre, never-done-before format. Did Rachel make the correct decision, or is she totally forcing it? Should she and Bryan really be shilling for… Read More Episode 7: Tackily, Tackily

It’s the men’s turn to meet Rachel’s family this week and the *FANTASTY SUITES* are around the corner. This week, I get a little more personal (raw) [that’s a Lindsay Lohan reference] by talking about my painful zit, my mediocre prom date, and being honest about my kitchen being full of flies. The traditional Bachelorette… Read More Episode 6: His Name is Winner

It’s week 8 and we’ve finally reached the hometown dates. Rachel treks all over the country from Baltimore to Miami, Madison to Aspen, and finally to her own hometown of Dallas. Tune in to hear me try to work out my feelings about Bryan’s bizarre relationship with his mother, Eric’s delightful Auntie Verna, Peter’s so-called… Read More Episode 5: A Bit Of A Cringe

Listen to Episode 4 I’m back after a two week break, and Rachel has eliminated 9 men since I last recorded. In this episode, I briefly touch on what we missed in Episodes 5 & 6 of The Bachelorette, as well as take a deep dive into this week’s dates and dramas.  

It’s been a really tough week, you guys! In this episode, I (somewhat) briefly discuss the Bachelor in Paradise scandal and the brand new revelation that season 4 of the series will, in fact, continue filming. I address that discussing sexual assault, alleged or otherwise, can be difficult and/or triggering for some (myself included). And… Read More Episode 3: CAN UR MAN SPELL???

It’s Week 3 of being the Bachelorette for Rachel Lindsay, and this. episode. has. everything. Rejection. Bananas. Multiple references to stripping. Mud pits. Armchair psychology. Good ol’ fashioned racism. Horse cupcakes. Sit back and enjoy as I stumble through my thoughts, feelings, comments, and concerns. Some notes on this week’s episode: – Danielle Maltby (from… Read More Episode 2: Horse Cupcakes

This is the excerpt for your very first post.… Read More Episode 1: Cool Your Jets, Jack