Drunk Zelda

We found a ghost town, died ten million times, got the SPELL SPELL, jousted for our lives, and also the magic word is penis... mom, please don't listen to this episode.

Isn't it Murphy's Law or something that whenever you try to die in a Zelda game you end up living through the first 10 minutes of the podcast? Is that an old Hylian Proverb? Why am I asking you?

Anyways, this episode Hannah finally gets a grip and begins actually reading the map, Jeremy keeps making different Car references (not the movie, please don't sue us Disney), and we naturally talk about bread.

Sometimes when I'm editing this sober I often wonder how we've made it two seasons without our parents calling to make sure we haven't totally flown off the deep end.  In more important news, we make it to yet another dungeon! Sometimes this game feels like a marathon but this time it felt like a...you guessed it! MAZE! We try out our falsettos, wallpapering, and pray to our lord. See ya next week!

In the latest episode of us being fucking awesome we totally learned a new spell AND learned an upward sword thrusting technique (ew, get your mind out of the gutter). Okay but really this episode kicks ass and we made it to the 4th palace or dungeon or whatever. Wait do you actually want a description of this episode? Hannah manspreads and Jeremy learns how to shoot fire from his sword. Ew, get your mind out of the gutter AGAIN.

Ok we know it's Drunk Zelda but this one is gonna be "we're super fucked-up Zelda." Join us for an in-depth discussion down the gin and juice rabbit hole. Plus this was actually a hard dungeon and was sort of our kryptonite, if we were juiced-up Superwomen. Actually though, let's talk about dicks.

We powered through Dungeon 2 like fucking bosses like did you see us take down that red iron knuckle without taking any damage? Let's talk about power gloves, what we were like as 8-year-olds, and honesty you have gross teeth.

Listen, we've had many journeys through death mountain at this point in our lives but this was by far the hardest one yet.  Join Lucy and Todd as they discuss puppets, how grinding is triggering, and somehow Hannah (aka Todd) continues to be perplexed by a relatively simple world map. 

We finally take a deep dive into the first dungeon in this game.  Along the way we encounter some new enemies, hang out with some hammer bros, and talk far too much about horses.  Specifically horse meat. Sit back, relax, throw on some headphones, drink some wine, or tequila or if you feel wild, both, and help us save Princess Zelda!

We finally take a dive into Hyrule field, a few towns due to Hannah's impeccable navigation, and we scandalously go to Princess Zelda's bedchamber.  As per usual, grab a drink and buckle in to our journey into the Adventure of Link!

The goddesses of Hyrule have blessed you with season two of DRUNK ZELDA! Grab the cheapest beer you can find and join our pre-cap discussion where we talk about our expectations and insights for Adventure of Link. Saddle up, Epona, you beautiful equestrian.