We watch "42" (Series 3, Episode 7) where the Tardis team discovers that life exists in some star whilst traipsing about the universe. After materializing on a distressed spaceship, the Doctor catches sun poisoning, Not-Rose gets harangued by her mum over the phone and everything still manages to work out in the end. See what we did there? The answer to that ultimate question will be released on episode six by nine.

Show notes can be found at drunktorwho.com/episodes/37

This episode was absolutely not brought to you by Jeppson's Malört, though someone should pay us for drinking this stuff.

We watch "The Lazarus Experiment" (Series 3, Episode 6) where the Doctor returns Not-Rose to her flat the day after she left. Whilst there, the Doctor escorts Not-Rose to a cocktail party where her sister accuses Not-Rose of hitting on her boss, the Doctor is verbally attacked by her mother and her brother is literally attacked by a giant human-scorpion hybrid. Sounded like a typical EastEnders episode until that last bit, eh?

Show notes can be found at drunktorwho.com/episodes/36

The audio quality is a bit off, but only for about the first 5 minutes. We, of course, blame Jeppson's Malört.

We watch "Evolution of the Daleks" (Series 3, Episode 5) where the Doctor and Not-Rose, still in Depression era New York, face a hairy situation in their attempt to choke off the attack of a one-eyed monster at the base of it's operations. Whilst there, the Doctor spreads his DNA amongst the masses (less gross than it sounds), Not-Rose hosts a pig roast and the Earth just doesn't give a hoot because the 1930’s just sucked y'all.

Show notes can be found at drunktorwho.com/episodes/35

This episode was absolutely not brought to you by Jeppson's Malört, though someone should pay us for drinking this stuff.

This time we watch "Daleks Take Manhattan" (Series 3, Episode 4) where the Doctor takes Not-Rose to 1930's New York as an apology for dragging her along on the Doctor/Actual Rose greatest hits tour of New New York. Whilst there, Captain Panaka defends the homeless, Peter Parker encounters the SpiderPig and Barty Crouch Junior battles the Cult of Skaro. This episode of the DrunktorWho Podcast is sponsored by the Internet Movie Database. IMDB, use it when you want to find out where Billie Piper is now.

Show notes can be found at drunktorwho.com/episodes/34

Season of Malört is temporarily on hold. By “temporary” we mean just this episode. Nuts.

We watch "Gridlock" (Series 3, Episode 3) where the Doctor goes back to New Earth and takes Not-Rose to the place where 10 and Rose had their first date. Seriously Doctor? Whilst there, Not-Rose gets car jacked, the Doctor gives chase by hopping from car to car (not as exciting as it sounds though), the Face of Boe finally dies and we learn what the offspring of humans mated with cats look like (unfortunately, not as disturbing as that sounds).

Show notes can be found at drunktorwho.com/episodes/33

This episode was absolutely not brought to you by Jeppson's Malört, though someone should pay us for drinking this stuff.

We watch "The Shakespeare Code" (Series 3, Episode 2) where the Doctor and Not-Rose travel back to Elizabethan England to see William Shakespeare's latest play starring Gwyneth Paltrow. Whilst there, Shakespeare falls under the influence of a trio of witches, Not-Rose nearly manages to sleep with the Doctor and the Doctor narrowly escapes being skewered at the behest of Elizabeth I. Seriously, what magical spell does the Doctor weave on these monarchs? Well...we know it ain't expelliarmus.

Show notes can be found at drunktorwho.com/episodes/32

This episode was absolutely not brought to you by Jeppson's Malört, though someone should pay us for drinking this stuff.

We watch "Smith and Jones" (Series 3, Episode 1) where the Doctor finds a new companion called Not-Rose (or Martha to her family) and gets mysteriously transported to the Moon. Whilst there, the Doctor and Not-Rose keep one step ahead of a blood sucking old lady and the rhino-cops searching for her but still find time to snog. Rose who?

Show notes can be found at drunktorwho.com/episodes/31

This episode was absolutely not brought to you by Jeppson's Malört, though someone should pay us for drinking this stuff.

We watch "The Runaway Bride" (Series 3, Episode 0) with another special guest, Denise! This is the second of the New Who Christmas Specials where the newly single Doctor is introduced to Donna, accidentally plucked from her wedding by the Tardis. Whilst attempting to return Donna to the ceremony, the Doctor commits multiple crimes, Donna discovers her betrothed really loves a giant spider and we fall in love with Donna. Will we see her again? If we're lucky.

Show notes can be found at drunktorwho.com/episodes/30

This episode was absolutely not brought to you by Jeppson's Malört, though someone should pay us for drinking this stuff.

In this episode, Steve and John ramble on about their fan-girl love for David Tenant's first series of portraying the Doctor. Plus John quizzes Steve about his series two memories, Steve waxes philosophical about Scooti (just let it go Steve!) and Steve queries John about the Doctor Whoniverse whilst John dances around attempting to answer said queries and not break the timeline (too badly) for Steve.

Show notes can be found at drunktorwho.com/episodes/29

In this episode, Steve and John ramble on about their fan-girl love for David Tenant's first series of portraying the Doctor. Plus John quizzes Steve about his series two memories, Steve waxes philosophical about Scooti (just let it go Steve!) and Steve queries John about the Doctor Whoniverse whilst John dances around attempting to answer said queries and not break the timeline (too badly) for Steve.

Show notes can be found at drunktorwho.com/episodes/29