In this episode I'm joined by Mitch Lovell from The Video Vacuum and author of Bloody Book of Horror as we discuss the David DeCoteau Christmas romp Santa's Summer House, which stars Cynthia Rothrock, Gary Daniels, and Daniel Bernhardt. We look at schlock auteurs like DeCoteau and their turn to movies like these; we also look at the stars, and describe how this should have been made; and then there's croquet. On top of that, we revisit Mitch's favorite Christmas film, Elves.