Infohazards are pieces of information that, simply by being known, pose a risk to individuals or society, potentially causing harm or altering reality. So, please, proceed, but at your own risk.

Okay before we start someone needs to help me find Sunidhi’s throwaway account.

Finally, a Sunidhi ep, we’re all excited. She’s gonna scare people, but cutely. Also, surprisingly, Tanvi’s giving us some pop music references, she’s being a drama queen, she’s a runner she’s a track star.

Get ready for a roller coaster of existential crises, thought experiments, and just scary 4th wall hypotheticals. This information is a hazard (maybe). Make sure to tune in for this episode.

- Best case scenario, you’ll find a way to scare your friends.

- Worst case scenario, you lose.

~ the one who’s too cute to follow laws, Anika 🐭🥹

Are y’all seated for the Time Machine ⏱🔁 ride? Vroom vroom your way into 2024 with this freshly recorded episode. We’re not as cool as we were 2 years ago, but we deal.

Once again, I try my best to be nice this episode and these two ruin any sort of chance I had. Oh, well.

The last episode got a bit dark, we know. Here’s a complete garbage can containing one hour of shit talking 💩🗣. Hamsters, rhinos, soup, cylinders, zombie snackies, this game show style episode has it all.

I don’t know if you noticed, but… Tanvi is making a shit talking episode. She made a shit talking episode. A non infodump. She’s expanding her creative space✨🧚‍♀. Listen at your own risk (no, really, you’ll love it).

If you like us, you gotta tune in. If you hate us, you’ll get a lot of substance to hate, so you gotta tune in. If you’re indifferent, just tune in, can’t hurt. (Right?)

~ the only normal one, Anika 🦏

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Hello hello! Since y’all seemed to love the exploits of Lord Byron, we’re back with our second and last unreleased 2021 episode! 😈

It’s a bit grim, and as I’ll repeat multiple times in the episode (spoiler, amirite?), this isn’t a horror story. In this episode we delve into the real life cases of a few demonic possessions. Tune in to hear about the events that transpired, the court hearings, and what the “professionals” had to say about it.

It’s not as depressing as it sounds, and we have put content warnings where it’s a bit gory, so you can give it a listen regardless. Firstly, we predicted “gian hain aap” by 3 years. Secondly, Tanvi is extremely unhinged (and presently embarrassed about it). Thirdly, Sunidhi is cute and sick.

As my homegirl says,

“Savdhan rahen, Satark rahen - Anup Soni” - Tanvi Agrawal

~ Anika 

P.S. don't worry, we're not excluding you from the fun: EDM Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Theme Song Remix (love Suni🥰)

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The C has umbk.

~ your mom’s fav, Anika 🤰💧💕

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Hello hello helloooo, we're back with another episode. Finally, we have the sequel to my genius brainvomit- CRAP.

Given that it is a Halloween episode, the C here stands for creepy. Join us and listen to us read eerie stories, recall childhood nightmares, stupid interruptions about moral support, and pooping. 

I didn't know how to include this in the caption so:

1) tanvi is the elephant's foot

2) choke me like you h-

Definitely give it a listen if you want the spooks this Halloween 🕷️🕷️🕷️

Hope y'all have a fab-boo-lus halloween! 

~Best 'witches', Anika 🌚🦇🌝

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To whomsoever it may concern,

It is with great regret that we inform you Galilean whores that we are back with yet another episode. 

To keep up with the calander, we're starting off the month with a halloween-y episode? (Top secret: it was supposed to be a different episode but Sunidhi misread our very official google doc with dates). But, hey, grave robbing has an eerie vibe to it I guess.

This episode is more banter than actual discussion so... yes. Join us as we discuss some interesting cases of grave robbing, some devastating stories about "capitalistic evils", and most importantly, Anika's [redacted] coming out mid-conversation.

P.S. As a bonus you get to learn about Chandu. The most important person in any of our lives

~ Anika❤️Tanvi

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CW: Substance abuse, depression, suicide and death.

Begrudgingly, we are back with another episode. 

We discuss the cheeriest topic we could find, aka The 27 Club.

Tune in to hear us desperately trying to scrounge up some jokes and come up with as many silly anecdotes as we can to try and distract ourselves from this week's undeniably macabre topic. 

You’ll also get to hear Sunidhi say “and stuff”, Anika coming up with conspiracy theories and me bragging about perusing Wikipedia is a major part of my personality in this fine episode.

-Tanvi

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Hello hello, we're back with another science-y and forensic-y mini episode about the Stages of Decomposition.

I've been pestering everyone to name this "Stinky ass death" but no one listens to me and just starts yelling. There's no creativity. (@Sunidhi, 👋🙋‍♀️).

Anyways, setting aside the pettiness, this is really interesting. You'd think everything is over when someone dies, but no no no. The body goes through a lot of processes due to the loss of life itself.  As always, the episode has a lot of banter and you come out having learnt a lot about a (surprisingly) interesting topic! 

~Anika

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