The more of these I write, the more I feel that we’re growing to know one another better and better.  You, understanding that you’re safe on the other side of the glass as you stare in on me like the animal I am wanting for food.  You know, our keepers don’t feed us well.  Of course, they feed us.  They make sure to make a show of it when you’re watching, but it’s never enough to fully satisfy.  Enough for sustenance, but lacking fulfillment.

I suppose that’s what we’re doing for you.  Giving you enough to sustain your appetite for entertainment, but I’m sure it’s not fulfilling.  Not with the evident demand that you solicit for new and exciting media. More, More!  Your jeers echo through our nightmares as we writhe in their demands, never fully able to know rest from their torment; tossing out quips and tropes in order to indulge your clear lust for audio delights.  Well, here is our latest attempt…

This week we cover all the big news in the Duelystsphere (How’d you spell it?  You think you’re such a great speller.).  Patch stuffs, new cards, all that stuff.  We hope you enjoy.

Also, if you’re reading this and want to make suggestions for our next survey e-mail us at: [email protected]   Or you can just post in the comments section on Reddit or something…

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