Dumb White Guy With Brendon Burns

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BB picks up some hitchers that claim to know the very Patrick Scott he is randomly driving the Arizona desert looking for and winds up on a Navajo reservation, his first of many. He encounters some half wolf puppies and a few con artists looking to sell him some bullshit that isn't his brand of bullshit.

Warning! Contains an ocean in the background and ... an announcement!

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Ep 243 Dumbest Whitest Guy Pt 3

BB wakes up in Page and thanks to the advice of Nila from Bisbee and his old drug and alcohol counsellor from back in the day, he heads deep into Navajo nation hoping to randomly bump into Navajo lightning bundle man Pat Scott. He's reminded of an earlier "spiritual" journey to Uluru (Ayers Rock) back in 2006 that resulted in giving him the idea for his Edinburgh award winning show, fulfilling a boyhood dream. But he's not sure he can trust his memory of all that occurred, so this time he decides to pick up a couple of Native American hitchers, just to see what happens.

Warning! Contains some bloke working on a tractor outside!

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Ep 242 Dumbest Whitest Guy Pt 2

After the events of Bisbee and all the acid flashbacks, BB goes on a "spiritual vigil" of sorts. As he pursues the Navajo elder who specialises in spirit-healing survivors of poisonous bites and stings. To confront some of his old bent reality flashback demons head on, he needs to visit a place he made up for narrative purposes in his debut novel "Fear of Hat Loss in Las Vegas". In the hope that he might separate the reality from the imagined. Instead some very trippy coincidences occur (which is the last thing he needs right now)!

Warning! Contains a forty eight year old man stripping naked and doing yoga on a hill!

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Or: IT TAKES A THOUSAND THINGS TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY AND A THOUSAND THINGS TO BRING YOU BACK

OK, breathe. This is gonna take a while. 

BB has come back to Earth. For the first time he addresses being back in recovery. A lot of what happened to him mentally when he did too much acid and/or mushrooms from 2003-2006. And the nightmarish flashbacks and the magical thinking of the last few weeks. Which somehow wound him up stranded in a ravine in Northern Arizona off a Navajo reservation for two days.

Warning! Contains graphic depictions of satan, demons and altered reality!

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BB is back from being stranded on a Navajo reservation in the Arizona desert and nothing might ever be the same again. Before we get into that here's the belated pts 2 and 3 of his interview with Tatenda Mbudzi and the very gig that sent him off to the desert in the first place.

Part 2 - The Reveal - skip to 54 minutes.

Warning! Contains unnecessarily cryptic interludes!

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Doug Stanhope. 

Brendon Burns.

In the same room.

On the same podcast. 

It doesn't happen often and they both explain why. 'Nuff said.

Warning! If you've ever had bad acid this might be a bit like that!

Ep 225 - Brendon Burns The Stonefish Diaries Pt 1

Or:

What cannot kill us only leaves us writing in fucking agony and checked into emergency Pt 1.

As promised, the whole stonefish affair, blow by blow, from backstage to the stage. If ever you wanted to present your fave little Dumb White Guy Podcast to a podcasting awards board this next few eps might be it. Only Brendon. Only this podcast. Only Dumb White Guy... And only after announcing to Craig, Sarah and his son Luke JUST LAST WEEK! that his death would not be slow would we have something this immediate, this staggering and this funny, this damn fast.

If you're ever trying to prove to someone why you're a BB fan, maybe hand them this and when they ask, "Is it always like this?" You can reply, "Kinda. Although he has to take hiatuses sometimes and then you wonder if he's OK"

Warning! OK, he forgot to turn Craig's mic on, but just google "Stonefish sting" and then cut the man some f***'n slack!

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Spoiler alert!!!! Since switching hosting sites the listenership of Dumb White Guy has shot through the roof. So BB starts the show by redirecting listeners to pippa.io and where to begin in order for the show to make sense. So as so many of you are new here we’re not going to say anymore other than go back and start listening from Episode 11 or 12 with Matt Okine. Because that’s really the catalyst for what DWG was to become.

Warning! Don’t say you haven’t been warned, the show makes way more sense and will be a far better experience if you don’t listen to this episode and let the narrative unfold instead!