The most whiniest sports fans are in San Francisco, but the most miserable are in Chicago; the Kansas City Chiefs have the whiniest players, and Kansas City conspiracy theories abound; the Red Sox are going after noted samurai Yoshinobu Yamamoto; Oregon State and Washington State retain control of the Pac-2; and the keys to eating a healthy breakfast.

Shohei Ohtani has gone to the Dodgers, and we do a deep dive on the meanings and implications of that move! Also on this episode: Joel calls for the boycott of the Fiesta Bowl; Juan Soto to the Yankees; and is there a conspiracy involving the Guggenheim Group?

We're back! Sam has a conspiracy theory regarding the San Diego Padres. Joel complains about middle school basketball and college football. The boys talk about their recent travels to Greece and the Dominican Republic. Free agency speculation begins.

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The MLB postseason has been ridiculous and the format needs to change.

Baseball and flag football are being considered for inclusion in the 2028 Olympics.

Orioles fans get what they deserve.

Record broken in the Chicago Marathon.

Mario Cristobal is not a football genius.

Horns Down, Texas Longhorns.

The Tampa Bay Rays get swept out of the Wild Card

Damien Lillard traded to Milwaukee

We should all get really into the biathlon

Vietnamese cuisine is the best

All Astros fans are on X

The cesspool that is college football

Sam and Joel talk about the recent collapse of the San Diego Padres and of the Pac-12 College Football Conference ... both the AL and the NL Wild Card races are coming down to the wire ... Coach Deion Sanders is bringing Prime Time to Colorado ... the Boston Red Sox are in search of a new GM ... Joel has been doing a lot of things while on X.

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Coco Gauff Wins the U.S. Open by Dump On The Ump

Are the Red Sox tanking? The AL West is going down to the wire. Avoid the clap, give the Astros Covid. We love '90's movies, we don't love climate change.