Today's theme is "I just don't think you get it." An emotional story about letting cherries rot, then about what comes first defending your home or robbery, and finishing with small angry people trying to control everything. I try to bring in understanding to both sides of the story for the cherries, give you something to discuss as a conversation starter in the second story, and get angry in the third. Enjoy your Monday Edition of Chaos & Coffee.

Headlines:

Mich. farmer: Dumping perfectly good cherries is rotten

Burglar dies after 68-year-old homeowner ties him to tree with ‘multiple layers of masking tape’

Vet confronts Pokemon players in park