Welcome to the first installment of Dumpster Brain! Today, Colleen retells some personal tales from the infamous fast-food chain, Christian Chicken. 

Some of y'all on Reddit are real menaces to society. You don't need to be a genius to know that. Sometimes all you need is a Dumpster Brain.

Are you the problem? Enough about Colleen's personal problems and stories, it's time for someone else's turn or in this case Reddit. This first dip into Reddit contains stories from Pizza Hut to cockroaches and weddings. If you think you're the issue don't worry Colleen will use her Dumpster Brain to give her unsolicited opinion. 

So.... I was gone for a year and took an unintentional hiatus. Here is a fragmented update of what I've been doing for the past year. 

By unpopular demand, here is the story about Colleen's not particularly eventful Florida trip. 

Ever want to go to Dallas? Don't. Or do. It really doesn't matter just because Colleen didn't have a great experience doesn't mean you won't. No hate to Dallas, but you get a 3/10.

Some people have coping mechanisms and some have unhealthy habits. Colleen unfortunately has both. Strap in and enjoy the ride as Colleen attempts to discuss her unhealthy coping mechanisms without relapsing. 

Just because you're in college does not mean the dumpster behavior stops. In this installment, Colleen exposes some questionable behavior from her first year of college.  

In this segment, Colleen recounts some questionable dumpster behavior from not only herself but also from teachers in school.