We're joined by future absent father Justin Essenmacher to discuss urethras, ghost babies, disappointing breasts, Tinder, hashtag not all women, Christmas bonuses and resurrecting babies. Follow Justin on IG @ JustinEssenmacher, and listen to both of his podcasts, Real Open Mics of Hollywood and Going Thru It w/ Justin Essenmacher. 

We sit down with the legendary Genivieve Clinton to discuss shapely whites, stiff right arms, gaslighting yourself, distressing walks through Detroit, humorless therapists, our fav and least fav farts, racquet ball and ugly feet. Follow her on instagram @ cgenivive for comedy snippets and enthralling dance clips. 

Since our last guest made Lola Bunny so uncomfortable that she had to put actual clothes on, it’s just us this episode, talkin about when Liz had a baby (emphasis on HAD), how life is like Sesame Street, how abortions can destroy more than just children, three handed insertions, election night romances, was Dr. Seuss heterosexual? Is ugliness contagious? Do you want to see LIz’s butthole? 

This week, we reveal a new threat for local rabbits while also discussing mattress stains, Space Jam, jail inspo, Oklahoma butt stuff, rekindling love, rekindling beef, and a US government funded strip club visit. Follow Joey on Instagram @ GeorgeWBoof and listen to his podcast Basement Manifesto on all platforms. 

It's our Valentine's Day episode! We're joined by comedian/musician/Liz's bf Jon to discuss Tina Fey's sex life, guns, stalking QT employees, loOOooOovE, donkey punches, The Cheesecake Factory and ultimate comedy critic Toby Keith. Follow Jon on Instagram @ jokesbyjon and listen to his podcast Igloo Radio on all platforms. 

Monica and Liz sit down with Markus Olind and discuss salty meats, trendy deaths, watching yourself having sex and blind guys. Listen to Porn & Capitalism and Real Open Mics of Hollywood and follow him on Instagram @ beardvonmarkus 

We have standup comedian Tony Casillas talk kinks, Germans, who Miranda is, the death of romance, hot shaming and poop. Follow Tony on IG @ comediantonycasillas and you must send him photos of you on the toilet. 

On this episode, we have comedian, chemist and bootylicious human Joanna Sissons discussing everything from self care, relationships and how having a magic pussy solves everything. Follow Joanna on Instagram and Twitter at @cornstarjoanna

Monica and Liz sit down with comedian Mikey B to discuss BBW, beach meditation, milk glands, scheming, dermatologist TikTok, pompadours and stripper names. 
Go listen to Mikey B's podcast called The Open Mike Podcast and follow him on Instagram @MikeyBTheComic. 

Monica and Liz discuss the unfortunate unfamiliarity Monica has with the BBC community and how Liz lives a life of pure ignorant privilege as someone who has no idea how to even refer to a small peen. We also talk about self care and Liz takes the title of the first burp on the podcast!