Dungeon Dive Bar

TOECRUSHER STILL HERE. WRITEY MAN STILL TAKING THINK THOUGHTS. TOECRUSHER WANTS TO CRUSH TOESES. GIB TOECRUSHER TOESES TO CRUSH! CRUSH LIZARD TOESES! TOECRUSHER GIVE FRIENDS DRINK RECIPE. SECRET TOECRUSHER RECIPE NAMED FOR TOECRUSHER.

Ingredients:

.5 oz. vodka

.5 oz. peach schnapps

.5 oz. coconut rum

.5 oz. sour apple liqueur

.5 oz. sweet and sour mix

Lime wedge for garnish

1: Combine all items in a shaker with ice.

2: Shake well and serve over fresh ice with your lime wedge.

3: Enjoy!

HELLO PEOPLE. TOECRUSHER HERE WITH THINK-THOUGHTS. WRITEY MAN SAY HE TELL PEOPLE WHAT TOECRUSHER THINK. TOECRUSHER THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. IT HAS TOECRUSHER IN IT! TOECRUSHER LIKE FRIENDS. MANY FRIENDS! WRITEY MAN, POINTY LADY, YELLY LADY, SMART MAN, WRITEY MAN, AND BUTTERFLY MAN ARE ALL TOECRUSHERS FRIENDS! TOECRUSHER LIKE PEOPLE, GIVE OUT SECRET TOECRUSHER DRINK RECIPE!

TOECRUSHER DRINK YUMMY DRINK! 

Drink of the Week: Korvosa (Moscow) Mule

Ingredients:

1.5 oz. vodka

.5 oz. lime juice

Ginger Beer (Exact measurement dependent on glass)

1 lime wedge (garnish)

Optional: Copper Mug

Steps:

1: Combine all ingredients into a glass (preferably a copper mug or other such vessel).

2: Garnish drink with lime wedge.

3: Enjoy!

A new warrior has entered the fray! Wielding massive weapons, can our heroes survive the onslaught of GRULK? What of Skitterz? Grab a drink and join us at the bar!

Ingredients: 

2 oz. Scotch Whisky

1 oz. French Vermouth

2 dashes of Absinthe

2 dashes of Grenadine

2 dashes Orange Bitters

Lemon peel - to garnish

Ice

2: Strain into a cocktail glass.

3: Garnish with a lemon peel.

4: Enjoy!

Our heroes begin yet another battle against their most dreaded of foes: Goblins? But wait, what's that? Things that aren't goblins? What other creatures reside on Floor One - The Tower Ruins. Grab a drink and join us at the bar!

2 oz. tequila

1 oz. lime juice (or 1/2 lime)

1 oz. peach liqueur

Steps:

1: Combine ingredients in a chilled shaker.

2: Shake to combine ingredients, then strain over a chilled cocktail glass.

3: Enjoy!

Our heroes performed the most daring of adventuring maneuvers: Splitting the party! Will Maldrek and Declan survive the games of chance, nay, the games of death the goblins play? Will the rest of the party survive the tunnel? Grab a drink and join us at the bar!

Ingredients:

2 oz. cognac

1: Combine ingredients in a glass over ice.

2: Enjoy!

After a harrowing encounter with some dangerous goblins, our heroes do some exploration! What mysteries lie within Floor One - The Tower Ruins? What will they uncover? Will Gareth display poor tactics again? Grab a drink and join us at the bar!

Ingredients:

1.5 oz. cognac

.75 oz. orange liqueur

.75 oz. lemon juice, freshly squeezed

Garnish: orange twist

Garnish: sugar rim (optional)

Steps:

Our explorers finally make their way to the entrance of the ancient and mysterious Emerald Spire! What horrors await them within? What monsters lurk in those hallowed halls? Will Retha ever speak fondly of her brother? Grab a drink and listen!

Ingredients:

2 oz. dark rum

3 oz. ginger beer

0.5 oz. lime juice (optional)

Directions:

1: Fill a tall glass with ice cubes. Add rum.

2: Pour in ginger beer and lime juice.

3: Stir with a barspoon.

4: Garnish with a lime wedge.

5: Enjoy!

On the premiere episode of Dungeon Dive Bar, our heroes gather under the banner of Fort Inevitable and begin their adventure!

Please be aware that we had technical issues with this episode, leading to creative workarounds. These issues are not present in later episodes.

The Invitation

Fill mixer with ice and ingredients.

Welcome to the sixth and final Happy Hour! Today I'm sitting down with Matthew, the player of our Cleric Gareth! Grab a drink and join the conversation!

Welcome to the fifth Happy Hour! Today I'm sitting down with David, the player of our Ranger Levin! Grab a drink and join the conversation!