DOUGIE IS BACK! JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT, YOU DIRTY LITTLE LISTENER.

Take it down a notch there, Doug.

YES, YES. RIGHT. I, THE DUNGEON MASTER, HAVE A NEW AND GRIPPING TALE OF DELICIOUS MEATS AND THE MEN WHO PROBE THEM. PLEASE SIT BACK AND ENJOY TALES OF TERROR'S RENDITION OF 'They're Made Out of Meat' BY Terry Bisson.