Tuuki attempts to cite the local goblin tribe for operating an unlicensed war machine, only to discover their chieftain is actually a fellow gnome running a very tall con.

The party discovers that the goblin chieftain is actually a gnome in a regretfully anatomically correct mech-suit who is desperate to hand the reins over to a goblin named Shane 4.

Tuuki weaponizes a literal tin can to trip his friends, Vellynne praises the group's sustainable approach to necromancy, and Doug decides the best way to handle a cursed axe is to voluntarily contract lycanthropy from a polar bear.

Doug opens the Reghed Glacier by proving the cold never bothered him anyway, while Tuuki decides a flaming skull is the perfect gun accessory and a singing orb turns the dungeon crawl into an impromptu musical.

While Delnis witnesses the apocalyptic fall of an ancient flying city, the rest of the party manages to waste a necromancy spell by asking a skeleton if there is a limit on how many questions they can ask.

Rax upgrades to his final form as an eighties cartoon hero just in time to take a lethal slip-and-slide ride straight into the stomach of a giant lava worm.

After a katana-wielding dog helps clear the battlefield, Tuuki contemplates the logistical and culinary implications of turning a fifty-pound Remorhaz egg into a massive Gin Fizz.

Doug discovers that the snozzberries really do taste like snozzberries, while Tuuki proves that a literal can-trip is the most effective way to humiliate an ancient vampire.

Doug discovers that keeping radioactive magical silk in his trousers is a permanent solution to family planning, while the party defrosts a grumpy servant who has been napping for eighteen centuries.

The party discovers that the only thing more dangerous than an anti-magic field is a sentient anvil with a destruction fetish that rejects Doug's drink coupons but happily devours their loot.