Between bribing a giant sliding walrus and witnessing ritual cannibalism, the party discovers that the true test of endurance is hauling a bored gnome through a blizzard without a cell signal.

After defeating a scythe-wielding maniac with the help of a sword-carrying dog and some grammatical fireballs, the party steals the Frostmaiden's favorite book just in time for her giant pet bird to return home.

Delnis casually ignores a lethal frost trap to finish his carpentry project, Doug adopts a giant axe with personal boundary issues, and Tuuki proves that his musical skills are far deadlier than the tomb's undead guardians.

Armed with Home Alone tactics and terrible Frozen puns, the party manages to shatter the Frostmaiden's avatar only to realize they've just unlocked her bigger, angrier, and self-repairing second phase.

Doug's axe goes berserk and Delnis switches gods mid-battle, but the real highlight is a blindfolded gnome fighting a deity with a bag of badgers before delivering a killer one-liner to a brick wall.

From murderous rampages cured by turning into a kitten to escaping a sinking island on a chatty whale, nothing stops the party from their true goal: crafting beer koozies and tailoring magical jean shorts.

Sandy's Gang discovers that the only thing worse than a Zhentarim ambush is having the boss pause time to deliver a monologue about removing free will and threatening to kill everyone repeatedly just to make a point.

After sending mercenaries to their doom and resurrecting a dwarf to discuss koozie merchandising, the party tracks a giant robot to a fortress where the terrifying goblin warlord appears to be nothing more than a gnome playing dress-up.

Tuuki attempts to cite the local goblin tribe for operating an unlicensed war machine, only to discover their chieftain is actually a fellow gnome running a very tall con.

The party discovers that the goblin chieftain is actually a gnome in a regretfully anatomically correct mech-suit who is desperate to hand the reins over to a goblin named Shane 4.