Dupe Ranch

We’re exhausted, we’re unwell, and somehow we still have SO much to discuss. Lisa Barlow drops another lyrical masterpiece, Hypocrisy and Bullshit, and apparently run clubs are a lot more scandalous than we thought. We’re unpacking unhinged airplane behavior, Gabby’s very important PSA about buttering your quesadillas, and the shocking revelation that the Trojan War wasn’t real life?! Meanwhile, Morgan accidentally finds herself in the dark depths of the Ventura County Swingers Sub-Reddit (send help), and Hidden Valley Spooky Ranch has officially hit the shelves at Malmart!

We’re having a kiki this week! Gabby and Morgan are trying to stay in control! Gabby runs a red light convinced she's about to poop her pants. Morgan is not entirely comfortable with what’s going down in the Dairy Queen. We're giving out Golden Stars, ranking celebrity baby names on the whackadoodle scale, hyping up the Britney Spears biopic, and opening roast sign-ups for Gabby's birthday. Plus: Gabby gets duped by an AI creator, Morgan goes to Mallmart, and we’re howling at that moon and screaming at them sunsets. It’s zoom boom season!

It’s Morgan’s birthday!! We’re celebrating with the cameo of all cameos, questionable taste tests, Mormon Wives tea, and an investigation into whether Morgan might secretly be a trad wife. We settle an important debate: Crazy Spice or Salsa Spice? And get slightly melancholy about daylight saving personal attack on us. Gabby learns some Mandarin Chinese and the Spice Girls dupe us BIG TIME.

We’re back this week and fell  deeper into the conspiracy theories. Morgan’s solving murders using google earth, Gabby gets duped by Nicole Kidman’s “daughter”. Scoop or Dupe returns and the boys on e-bikes need to be grounded! We learn side part summer just isn’t for everyone and Morgan’s new murder mystery obsession has reached the point of threats. Better call us or else!

This week we unpack pop culture with Steph-DWTS, reality tv stars making records, and Kacey Musgraves' disco testicle moment. Morgan falls down a rabbit hole and comes out a conspiracy theorist. The AI emails continue. Oh, and did we mention Gabby's dressed like a cow?

You don’t want to miss this episode, where Gabby licks a 30-year-old Chupa Chup!!! Morgan has officially been swallowed whole by a ’90s nostalgia tornado, and apparently, the dopamine is hitting HARD. We fully commit to the theme with butterfly clips, bandanas, stretchy chokers, and an absolutely irresponsible amount of reminiscing about the things we grew up with. We’re taking a one-way trip back to our childhoods, and honestly, there may be no coming back!

In this week’s episode of Dupe Ranch, Morgan & Gabby play Cray or Slay: Fart Edition and reveal the unfortunate truth: they just don’t rip ass like they used to. 💨

The girls take a deep dive into the VERY important debate over how to say “sandwich,” discuss the return of MySpace and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and make one thing crystal clear: if they ever get rich, they’re moving to a beach in the Caribbean and staying there until the end of time. 🌴

Plus, the girls introduce a brand-new pop culture segment, “That’s What Steph Said,” featuring the #1 Stephanie Torres on IMDb! They also discuss the Netflix Billboard Guy, House of Stassi, and—yes—Brooks Nader’s boobies.

It’s chaotic. It’s culturally significant. It’s Dupe Ranch. 🤠

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It’s our 20th episode!!! 🎉 Morgan & Gabby completely fail at popping confetti to celebrate some big Dupe Ranch milestones this week! Yeeeaaaaa booooiiiii! It’s pure Carnival Karaoke Chaos with a side of blessings from the Ventura County fair… and yes, corn was eaten, obviously! Morgan gets on her soap box about animal rights, and Gabby tells us her stance on wearing Jizzy Jewelry!

Gabby came back from the land of gelato with a golden-girl tan, and Morgan is boosting her up! Things get freaky-deaky as Morgan’s tooth goes missing and Gabby finally learns to wash her hands. In this week’s episode, beef is squashed, manatees are mermaids, Taylor Swift is in a lavender marriage, and Rain pops in with her astrological knowledge as our “voice from the stars.”

Morgan welcomes our #1 fan, BRENDAN, to the pod this week! Brendan (aka Lil Dale) tells us about his formative EDM years and his favorite Pokémon card, while Morgan dives into whales being tagged by drones and gives a shoutout to all the marine biologists out there!