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Ruby Emery Hedrick Odell is in the house, and it’s Fall at Hobby Lobby! Morgan’s got Boost Juice running through her veins and makes it known that she identifies as a water sign. Gabby’s heading out on a world tour and professing her love for the crunch of a corn burrito.

It’s Gabby’s turn to talk. Broken nails, a texting and driving ticket and a heated altercation with an old lady at the pickleball courts. Morgan declares Michelin star restaurants a scam and unleashes on Drake and Elon. And the shoes they call “fashion” get more and more ridiculous.

Gabby got abducted by aliens, and Morgan had way too much to say about France, so we had to split this episode into two parts. In Part 1, hear all about Morgan’s chaotic journey of ailments, the little wool shoes that could, compression socks, and “speaking spench.” Then tune into Part 2, where Morgan finally lets Gabby get a word in.

This week: Morgan might lose another tooth but somehow speaks French now, just in time for her trip to France. We bring chaotic dance moves, play Guinness World Records: scoop or dupe, and watch as Morgan’s mom and Gabby’s friend Danica get absolutely duped. Plus, we dive into all things “woo woo” and what’s actually real.

Heads up: we’re going on a short hiatus while Morgan is away for two weeks, don’t miss us too much!

This week we dive into the Coachella debate—would you go if it were free? Gabby says yes without hesitation, while Morgan would still politely decline (crowds? no thanks). We also spiral into other very important discussions, like Morgan’s strong opposition to cooking her own food at Korean BBQ and Gabby’s equally strong feelings about Morgan’s questionable new wool vacation shoes.

Gabby fights to make April Fools’ Day a federal holiday, Morgan admits she’s only read one full book her entire life, and Huell Howser is out here taking accountability and reminding us that words have consequences. That’s our king!!!

Golly! The girls recap their experience at the goth market while looking the part. Morgan shares stories from her emo past, and Gabby gets duped by the Cookie Monster!

Gabby gets duped by her employer, Morgan disappears into the Arizona wilderness, and the Avila debate rages on.

Gabby talks about peeing in pools, Morgan tells you how to set life-changing boundaries, and the girls get into a heated debate about how to pronounce Avila Beach in this week’s Ren Faire–inspired episode. Spring has sprung, bitches!