Remember that time we talked about Beauty and the Beast for six hours? We promise we won't talk about the new live action movie for that long. But we do have opinions.

Important questions:

What was the first blockbuster?

What existential and body horror elements are in the new Beauty and the Beast movie?

Is Gaston still a good villain if he's just kind of a jerk?

Keep an ear out for Tony talking about half-transformed Animorphes while Andy argues for the competitiveness of pat-a-cake.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats