Listen... I can't be any more clear about this. He does that. Okay? He does that and we move on with our lives. Also, the black puddings are still bearing down on these dinguses! They discover a fountain sprinkled with treasures, but hidden dangers lurk in every nook and cranny of these flooding tunnels...

Ring ring, buddy! You've got a toll-free call from 1-800-TOLL-THE-DEAD. Toe to tip, this one's all combat. In their desire for a foot race down four separate tunnels, the dweebs uncovered pits full of black puddings! Now they fight for their lives as gooey doom shlumps down upon them. COME WIT IT NOW!

A new best friend has wiggled and jiggled their way into hearts and homes around the world! Is it the Election Hag? No! It's Cubert, the Gelatinous Cube that's 1000 cubic feet of pure love. Do you feel that? That tingly feeling on your inside meats? Well, you should, because he melted away your outside!

This one? This one's... special. Sure, the tunnel has collapsed behind the dweebs and trapped them in a corridor that's slowly filling with water, but who CARES?! Bucky took the IMDB feat, and Magozar realizes the only movie he's ever watched is Bringing Down The House. Let's see if the gang's love for Trivial Pursuit can keep them from being smothered by the wet death slowly oozing through the walls of the collapsing tunnels. LET'S DANCE!!

With new friends in tow, the intrepid zeroes leave Colin's Mockery and begin exploring the tunnels beneath Chydark as they look for a way back to the surface. It's a good thing that it's all about the journey, and not the destination, because these ding dongs could get lost any frickin' minute!

The dweebs have reached Colin's Mockery and earned themselves a brief respite from the hustle and bustle. They knock back a couple brews before discussing potential job opportunities in this unstable job market. Bucky gets a visit from an old "friend". A new dweeb sprouts their adventurin' wings and lends the party a hand.

After a post-escape shopping spree in Drew's Ferry, the dweebs are ready to meet with the Golden Girls! They get some undercity hospitality and secure a boat that will take them to Colin's Mockery. It may seem like smooth sailing... but what lurks beneath the surface of that nasty sewer juice? Ruh roh!

A pack of slobbering demons are hot on the trails of the dweebs! They continue their daring escape through the Undercity towards Drew’s Ferry in the hopes that the Golden Girls will help them get to Colin’s Mockery.

The very first episode of Dweeb Squad, an actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast set in the world of Chydark, an alternate fantasy version of Chicago set 50 years after the events of Y2K. Meet the characters as they escape execution and take their first steps in the city.