Dystopia Now

Dystopia Now

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Dystopia Now episodes

  • Alabama loves Bilford

    Pam brings in our secret analytics department head to tell us that the episode where Bilford went rogue has somehow clicked with a new audience. You know what that means, the suits want us to capitalize on the trend. Fair warning, the ending is a cliffhanger.

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    Music Credits: John Bartmann/Happy Clappy; David-Gwyn Jones/Looking Back Over the Hill

    35 min
  • Don't tell mom the babysitter's a pirate

    With Improv Wars around the corner, (Tuesday, Jan. 14 at Madlab) the Smart Babies and their babysitter stormed the studio to get some last-minute practice. Pretty sure somebody is walking the plank after this one. Going to the show? Say hi to Kerouac and get 50% off the next episode. Use offer code: Yaarrrrr!

    Check out copodco.com for more of our shows, including the first season of Pretend This Didn't Happen. 

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/copodco/

    Music Credits: John Bartmann/Happy Clappy; God is Gay/Poisson

    31 min
  • The Bilford Episode!

    Hey man, Mr. Kerouac said he was doing a second episode, but I haven't seen him anywhere. I hope I pushed all the buttons right.

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    Music Credits: All Bilford, baby!

    27 min
  • The Raccoon Reckoning

    Socialite and KTTF investor Angelica Renier is back with a new project. She introduces us to Clarence Fishborne, who runs a no-kill raccoon shelter and has big plans on expanding. Plus, Phoenix Jackson returns in a twist ending. Warning: This one gets graphic, but she pays the bills so I have to post it.

    Check out copodco.com for more of our shows, including the full first season of Pretend This Didn't Happen.

    Music Credits: God is Gay/Poisson

     

    37 min
  • Merry Vlogmas with Margaret

    For the last episode of 2019, Kerouac and Shotgun Mike welcome our favorite vlogger Margaret, who is fresh off her Merry Vlogmas challenge and ready to start something new. Plus, we get a lesson on home schooling from Joshua, who wandered in and made himself at home.

    Check out copodco.com for more of our shows, including the first season of Pretend This Didn't Happen. 

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/copodco/

    Music Credits: John Bartmann/Happy Clappy; God is Gay/Poisson

    45 min
  • The return of Elfis

    Kerouac is back from Seattle (and he highly recommends going) so it's back to business at the KTTF studio. We bring back one of our angriest guests, Elfis the former North Pole accountant. And we've also got Jingles and Twinkles, two lovesick escapees from Santa's depraved compound. 

    Check out copodco.com for more of our shows, including our newest -- Pretend This Didn't Happen, which just wrapped up its first season.

    Music Credits: God is Gay/Poisson

     

    36 min
  • 50th episode spectacular

    We pulled out all the stops for the 50th episode. We're talking $6,000 worth of Panera, a fridge full of White Claw, some questionable cookies. We had a bunch of guests, some old, some new. Heck, Leonardo freakin' da Vinci was there. The only down side, Kerouac got hooked on notarizing.

    Check out copodco.com for more of our shows, including our newest -- Pretend This Didn't Happen.

    Music Credits: God is Gay/Poisson

     

    1 hr 34 min
  • Can we have a party, Pam?

    It's been a long year at KTTF, but the holidays are here and Kerouac wants to put his recent beef with corporate behind him and have a party to celebrate the upcoming 50th episode. Will Pam let him do it? And who's the strange guy who's been hanging around the studio?

    Plus, Shotgun Mike talks about his new release Trumph vs. Shotgun Mike Hostetler.

    Check out copodco.com for more of our shows, including our newest -- Pretend This Didn't Happen.

    Music Credits: John Bartmann/Happy Clappy; God is Gay/Poisson

     

    32 min
  • The Horse Kiss-perer

    Kerouac and Shotgun Mike are now at the mercy of corporate, forced to interview Phoenix Jackson, who is looking to open the first cowboy museum in Columbus, and Angelica Renier, the wife of one of our wealthiest board members. Warning: This contains graphic depictions of horse kissin'.

    Check out copodco.com for more of our shows. Here's a sneak peek of our newest show -- Pretend This Didn't Happen.

    Music Credits: John Bartmann/Happy Clappy; God is Gay/Poisson

     

    37 min
  • Busted!

    Kerouac and Shotgun Mike are back! We figure out where Kerouac has been (turns out he's lazy and incapable of pulling off some kind of dual persona nonsense). He might have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling guests. Featuring Jaye Jeter, J.D. Lowe and Raymond Brahler.

    Check out copodco.com for more of our shows. Here's a sneak peek of our newest show -- Pretend This Didn't Happen.

    Music Credits: John Bartmann/Happy Clappy; God is Gay/Poisson

    Sound effects provided by ZapSplat.com

    38 min

About Dystopia Now

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you’ve got the real thing right outside? Kerouac and Todd try to make sense of a world gone haywire.