Dystopian Dance Party

It's a special #jhericurljune installment of the ol' Book Club as we dig into 2019's On Time: A Princely Life in Funk by Morris Day with David Ritz--so, slightly less headbanging than normal, but don't worry, there's plenty of the important stuff (i.e., cocaine).

Turns out Meat Loaf needed a little extra time in the oven, but we're finally back to discuss the late vocal powerhouse's 2000 memoir To Hell and Back. Join us as we ponder Meat's many concussions, his suitably operatic relationship with the also-recently-departed Jim Steinman, and how he's easily in the top five of anti-maskers we would have been okay catching COVID from.

Hey mothertruckers, we're Bach in the saddle with Part 2 of our series on Sebastian Bach‘s 18 and Life on Skid Row! This book really picked up in the second half, so please excuse the slightly flabby runtime; there's just too many good stories for us not to discuss them. Join us again in two weeks when we discuss the first half of the late Meat Loaf's To Hell and Back! Rock it up!

This month's official Headbangers Book Club selection is over five years in the making: Callie got her copy of Sebastian Bach's 18 and Life on Skid Row (signed by Sea Bass himself!) in late 2016, and we're finally getting around to reading it. This episode covers the first half of the book, give or take, and so far we're having a lot of fun with it!

For the inaugural episode of the new and improved Headbangers Book Club, we decided to go big with not one, but two books on Led Zeppelin: four entitled manbabies and borderline sociopaths who just so happened to write (or, in some cases, steal) some of the greatest rock music of all time. Join us as we discuss the Great Dane incident, shitting incidents (plural), and all the other depravities in this 120 Days of Sodom for the hesher set.

We promised some exciting new stuff on the horizon, and here it is: We're launching a new podcast!

It might have taken us 14 months, but the long nightmare that was 12 Months of Mike is finally behind us--and, thanks to the final film in question (2010's Shrek Forever After) it's gone out with a whimper. Come hear why it took us two months to work up the enthusiasm for one last shrekquel... and, join us again in the new year for the long-awaited return of Dystopian Book Club with Stephen Davis' Hammer of the Gods and Richard Cole's Stairway to Heaven: Led Zeppelin Uncensored!

The end of our year-long immersion in the filmography of Mike Myers is in sight; but hoo boy, is this final stretch a test of endurance. Our penultimate film is 2008's The Love Guru: the movie that finally put Mike's career out of its misery after The Cat in the Hat roughed it up and left it for dead. Join us as we discuss the unfathomable depths to which Ben Kingsley sinks in his performance, and repeatedly refer to Romany Malco as "Romany Falco." But really, who cares? Nothing matters! God is dead, long live Pitka!

It's an experimental episode this time around, as we try to kill two birds with one stone by watching Shrek the Third at the same time as we record the podcast. The results are... not great, especially since Zach sounds like he's recording from a really large open bathroom (don't worry, he's not). Still, rest assured that the experience of listening to us watch Shrek the Third can't possibly be worse than the experience of watching Shrek the Third alone! We'll be back at the end of July with a more traditional (for better or worse) episode on The Love Guru.

Well, folks, it took us nine months, but our year-long immersion into the filmography of Mike Myers has finally broken us, as evidenced by the uncontrollable fit of laughter Callie breaks into over the thought of Shrek and Fiona driving around in a giant onion. Listen as the last vestiges of our sanity finally slip […]