e Pitome

Death is Eternal
You are eternally mine
I gift you my eternal devotion and love
Rest in PEACE 
Be kind to one another.....

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Inflict a little pain and then wash it away with some CAKE!  Preferably a corner!  But then be grateful there are only four corners so the debauchery with cake is not everlasting - we will get through it - there are so many worse things in the world, no?  UGH!!  Did I forget to tell you about the kettle corn and cotton candy?  oh well.....

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Winner-winner - I got the big one - Alopecia Totalis - but it is all good - you know what they say......wait for it.......

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TAKE ONE ALREADY!  We have a caller - a De-Lurker if you will - I should have had a contest and asked callers to call in to guess who the first caller would be - too late!!  Also - I have an audio message from my best Australian friend but I am not sure it is to be played on the Award Winning Little Show - so - just some Florida badly told story and some family realness.  Enjoy - then take an excursion - or stop for no reason and check out some little town you travel thru but never check out - and then call me and tell me about it - 605-291-4135 - but let me know if I can play it on the little show....  I would really like it if you called my little show and said "why did the chicken cross the road"  

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the end of life - it has been five years since my dad passed - do we laugh or cry?  the end could not have been more ironic - the daily stoic - and the way things have been happening as of late - so timely - does this happen to you?  I have a listener line - but I don't think I have the technical skills to play voice mails on the little show - but the number is going to be no longer valid soon - but if you have something to say - call it - 605-291-4135 - if by chance someone does read the show notes and does call it and I figure out how to listen to the call be sure to let me know if you want it mentioned - take care of you so you can take care of others - 

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Hi Friends - today I tell about good fortune ~ and since this is the seventh recording of this - sadly this is the one you get to hear - cuz I just cannot tell this story again - also I am still super excited about the outcome of it - hope you enjoy - TOODLES for Poodles - adios and look at me all fancy with that outro........if it makes you feel better - this is the best of all the worse ones where I go off track - 

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We Can Be Affable

I hope you enjoy the little show - some dental drama, a crazy coincidence and a story at the end - have a GREAT moment in time - don't play the rest of this on the show.....WOODHAVEN

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After work I happened upon a u-toober streaming TS in london and I was inspired - belly punch stories to not cry about - it was a long time ago - forgive and move on - its all for the best - thanks for listening - email me - [email protected]
(also - I recorded and deleted nine episodes - so excuse me for forgetting what I was going to say at the end of this one because I was considering deleting it once again)

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episode 12 - its me - not correcting anything including the fact i did not say my name and i am not using the CAPS button - are they called buttons - who makes the rules - talk about the olympics (for one second) - and a few other things - find your balance - take care of you - think of the old tymie scale - also cats paws aren't as dirty as my roomies - we are at a dozen episodes - yikes, thanks to the humans who are still listening - I adore you.  

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Let's aspire to be the best versions of ourselves - 
I talk about cat ladies and sweaters - be kind - 
How long is your tongue and how long would it be if you bit it instead of saying not nice things? 
Movie night - and - more nicknames - I will decide who calls me Kate - it's endearing - toodles porcupines.  

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