episode 12 - its me - not correcting anything including the fact i did not say my name and i am not using the CAPS button - are they called buttons - who makes the rules - talk about the olympics (for one second) - and a few other things - find your balance - take care of you - think of the old tymie scale - also cats paws aren't as dirty as my roomies - we are at a dozen episodes - yikes, thanks to the humans who are still listening - I adore you.  

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Let's aspire to be the best versions of ourselves - 
I talk about cat ladies and sweaters - be kind - 
How long is your tongue and how long would it be if you bit it instead of saying not nice things? 
Movie night - and - more nicknames - I will decide who calls me Kate - it's endearing - toodles porcupines.  

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This is a Darn Good Show - just kidding, I totally forget to tell you Target Field is nice - felt small or seemed small compared to Dodgers Stadium - 

Fun was had - by all - forgot to tell you about the knife at the restaurant - I am trying to keep the shows short - so you miss all the deets - do the deets matter?  

Thank you for listening - again.  

Double Digits - look at us - xo

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AUDIO.  An Audio Book - ugh - I got my hair colored this week - but wondering - why am I bothering - I never go anywhere - and then I remember I am going to a baseball game in Minneapolis this weekend - I will post a video I am sure - and give a weather report - does the stadium have a roof?  I don't even know!  

Clear up that model story - touch on my card hoard - or is it?  

#WOODHAVEN

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How easy life could be if we could just all accept that we are all different - my funny story about the melted model and a very small kitty update and a very longer that I was going to talk about the river - I forgot to tell you we went to a rodeo and we did see some fireworks - am I over fireworks?  Maybe - and finally I close with some teasers about future episodes.  

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Hello Kitties - kitty report - reasons or excuses, holiday joys, work conundrums and I totally failed (again) at telling a story - I basically meant to tell you that I usually do my laundry when the basket is full - because between an abundance of yoga pants I have accumulated over the past four years working remotely and leave the house clothes I wear at least once a week - I can usually do laundry every other month - is that absurd?  How is your vision board coming along?  Now go do your homework - just do - and when you do, you need no excuses.  Should I unload my switch?  I am so wishy-washy about it - Take Care of You - if you need earplugs to get through the next week - get some now and spare yourself the angst - if you know the holiday causes you distress.  xo

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Life things that drag you down - guilt overcoming you - just get the disorder in order and your life will be AMAZING - I will get back to you on that declaration!! 

And finally, a short BACON segment - 

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Cat Talk - what do you expect - still did not get them booties - tiny bit less scatterbrained - just a tiny - it will get better (because it sure cannot get worse) - do a mood/vision board with me - lets swap pictures of them in 1 month - July 25th - if they work it will be worth it and if they don't - well then blame Paris - the iRobot has me scared and I can sympathize with the kitties for being afraid of the ceiling fan, I am afraid of the robot! 

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Why am I calling you PORCUPINES?  
How do you stay on track?   
What do you do on days off, procrastinate?  
The chicken did NOT bite me, the dog did -  I have to tell you what happened to that shirt and another shirt story having to do with that same classmate, next time.  
Is having 170 cousins a lot, 1st 45, 2nd 92, 3rd 33 or do you have that many too?   
More to come about Private Catholic school and why I left after 2 years and go back 4 years later.   

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Thank you to all my BIGGEST FANS!!!   You win a prize and you win a prize - today I talk about the Theater - my daddio and his new shirt and how he pays his bills and laugh about a meal - and I know it was 2010 or so because we packed the food in the trunk of the Harley - 

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