Don’t let this punny episode title fool you, because today we are talking about something super serious and important. We’re answering a listener question about OBGYN appointments and birth control! We give you all the hot tips for the best kinds. IUDs? We got that. Nuva Ring? We got that. The Pill? WE GOT THAT.

Also, why do men gotta complain about side effects of male birth control when periods are literally a mandatory side effect of having a vagina!? Sit down.

We paired this episode with WAY too much wine as you’ll plainly hear upon listening.