we took a week off but nersey continues, unabated and unafraid. this week we’ve got our first guest, patrick cosmos aka @veryimportant on twitter, a self-proclaimed “fake lawyer” who was kind enough to join us for reasons we still don’t quite understand. first we talk about the slow-moving car crash that is the young thug trial. then we talk about how the washington wizards are secretly the most important franchise in the nba and it’s not just because gilbert arenas once pooped in a guy’s shoe (allegedly). we also finally explain why slava went to jail (it involved trafficking some embarrassingly mid cocaine) only to end up with a prison sentence and a line on his official record that says he “did it for the clout.” 

stay tuned for next week’s episode, in which we will all get subpoenaed. 

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