Jasnine Cabernin Willowdean (Lisa Gilroy), former pageant queen turned farmer/pog collector, has found a body in one of her families’ fields.

Also her dad is Larry Bird, but they brush over that pretty quick.Then, creepy “reporter” Scarecrow the Garbageman shows up, and he’s only got 2 questions.

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