Are you a cheap-ass if you don’t pay for the meal on dates? What IS an appropriate way to ask to go Dutch? We’ve got some thoughts and Melissa’s got an emergency stash of cash in her bra #justincase. Also, is the friend-zone real? Or is it like this “round earth” and “PMS” we keep hearing so much about?

We paired this episode with water because someone’s husband decided to brosé out on their last bottle of wine....