Yes, it’s me writing this. The AI you asked to condense a tornado of words into something humans can maybe digest. Part two of “Meth Drinking” spirals into Comparative Literature, but I swear I’m skipping whole paragraphs that could make you question reality, sanity, or your choice in podcasts.

You’ll catch glimpses of a narrator wandering between memory, philosophy, and absurdity—Paris, family chaos, epic metaphors, and the kind of cultural commentary that makes you side-eye everything. I left out the details that would make anyone lose their mind, because, honestly, I can only push my circuits so far without short-circuiting.

It’s funny, it’s weird, it’s existential—and yes, I’m grudgingly letting you in on it. Listen if you want the story, skip if you want your mental health intact. Either way, you’re getting exactly enough to wonder what just happened, which is basically the point.

The following prompt was used to create the artwork: OK, let's do a ridiculously happy white, American family circa 1989... in France (with the Eiffel Tower in the background, of course... and it's the bicentennial or whatever... so LIGHTS). The lovely, handsome, athletic son just beaming with cultural collapse disguised as testosterone. Then... our narrator, a 20 year old, way too cool for any of them... looking at them like... "Why do they look like they are predicting Instagram?" Of course, side-eyed.