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after you finish this podcast you will understand that the only ways left to make money these days are (1) being mrbeast, (2) doing the tiktok npc thing and hoping that timbaland tips you to pretend to eat ice cream, (3) going on strike until you get paid residuals for having created online content that’s still generating revenue for somebody else, or (4) prostrating yourself at the altar of the internet platform of your choice (ours is substack). also discussed: what counts as “reading” a “book,” drew complains that nobody listens to golfcore, AND YO WHY IS IT CANON THAT PEOPLE EAT POKÉMON AND/OR DRINK THEIR BODILY FLUIDS.

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