Stick gets locked in his own car, Brand disputes Stick's clock logic, and they both argue about friendship

Stick acts like a hippie, Brand's always in his own head, and they both hate a Bad Comic.

Stick's a cripple, Brand's a dick about it, and they both talk about Frasier.

Stick hates cripples, Brand calls Stick brother too many times, and the both taste the same apple.

Stick knows the name of Phish guitarist, Brand likes 5th Avenue better than Butterfinger, and they both discuss 90's and Cereals.

Stick drools over A-Force, Brand thinks of names that start with a B, and they both (kind of) Sing the full house theme song.

Stick places an eBay bid, Brand's Paps in a wheelchair, and they both discuss eyebrow rings (Eww.)

Stick knocked, Brand played devils advocate, and they both address Brands anger problem.

Stick and Brand basically ignore the fact that this is their anniversary and go about their business.

Sticks a dictionary, Brands a "method writer", and the both talk about ants in letterman jackets.