Eargasm

My stars, 

In today's episode, I tried early halloween shopping near me and it was a bust. I am going to try again and report back with dope shit I hopefully find XD. The sounds involved are velvet scratches, candles, tapping, whispers (obvi), and playfoam!!!! 

If you guys made it to the end, I mentioned a new schedule starting Aug 16! Episodes every Monday <3 

In addition to this, I will be creating a new podcast talking all things saving, credit cards, different insurances, etc etc! More news about this COMING SOON <3 

Sugar babies, 

Join me in sleeping together <3 

There are brush strokes, slow breathes, tapping, hand flutters, and even a few frenchie snores ;) 

P/S: I am sending you all tight hugs and so much love! I can't thank you all enough for supporting me since episode 1! We are literally over 800 plays & so close to hitting that 1k mark!!! 

I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH!!! 

**Episode release schedule will be made soon, promise*** 

Kumquats,  

**NOT AN ASMR EPISODE** 

Today I talk a lil about my boyfriend and I's experience in buying our first home in CA, USA!  Extra Info: we bought this house outside of LA when we were 23 yrs old in 2020. We moved in at the end of 2020 after we both turned 24 yrs old. Our home is a new construction HOA (home owners association) home that took about 6 months to build. It is gated and has around the clock security.  

** We acknowledge our privilege and do not in any shape or form feel entitled nor want anybody to feel belittled, behind, or unaccomplished. We are very lucky and fortunate to have found each other, work so well together, and achieve this milestone. THIS IS SIMPLY AN INFORMATIVE EPISODE FOR THOSE CURIOUS ABOUT OUR EXPERIENCE**  

As mentioned in the episode, please let me know if you guys want more episodes like this about credit, credit cards, how to save, etc etc. You can let me know on ig @lilmomma_smurf.  This is the link for the YouTube channel where I learned more about home buying: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnHjOLBTYCC1cbJNW6jVzhg 

Mi cielos, 

In today's episode, I am NOT TALKING. Not even an intro. This is for those who want to immediately get into the sounds! 

There is typing, chewing, cloth rubbing, nail polish grinding, paper swiping, and paper tearing. 

I hope you all enjoy! 

XOXOXO <3 

Bebes, 

In today's episode, I play with slime sand and a new mini mic!! If you plan on buying the slime sand, it is actually a messy clean up. You would think it sticks to each other but nope. 

Also, I get straight to the point. I think for the next few episodes I won't talk and let the sounds do all the work :D 

Hope you all enjoy! 

We hit over 600 plays!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE CONTINUED SUPPORT! <3 

Hello my loves, 

Today I am sick and feel off about how my lifestyle will be changing in the next few months. So I decided why not try for the first time ever positive affirmations! I feel like I am in a funk and I am sure other have felt the same. I hope this helps anybody who is going through an odd period. 

**In brighter news: 

During this Mercury retrograde, I actually felt extremely motivated to be creative! I designed and created stickers (2 pack for $8 + free shipping)!!!! They are waterproof, dishwasher safe, and oil resistant (hands) since they are laminated on vinyl. I have them on my phone case & hydro flask! This was such a fun experience and I really hope you all get to enjoy the stickers! 

You can purchase at: 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1039802963/eargasm-stickers-waterproofoil-resistant?ref=shop_home_active_1&frs=1&crt=1

Love bugs, 

This is the episode I mentioned last time that I couldn't find. Thank goodness I found it bc I really love this one. 

In today's episode, I am brushing my niece's hair! Sooooo you already know what kind of soothing sounds this involves! 

I hope you all enjoy! 

We are over 500 plays, literally almost at 600!! It's insane how fast we are about to hit 1,000!? 

Thank you all for listening, supporting, and coming back for me! xoxoxoxo 

Lemon Drops, 

In today's episode, I am giving my boyfriend a massage. There is essential oil diffuser sounds, lotion, tapping, etc. 

After this recording sesh, he did indeed knock out and woke up late for work the following morning XD 

I hope you all enjoy and stay tuned for exciting things I have coming up!! 

As always, love you all & thank you for listening <3 

Croissants, 

In today's episode there is barely a life update lol!! I get basically right into it. 

In my household I am in charge of many house duties and laundry is the only one I enjoy. 

I hope you enjoy the sounds of cotton, polyester, and whatever other material clothes are made of XD 

**We hit over 400 plays about 2 days ago and we about to hit 500!!!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH<3333

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LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLL!