Sink your fangs into this story …
[especially if they’re molded to be Mitch Kirshner’s fangs] … cough I mean, nope definitely not a vampire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_pumpkins_and_watermelons?fbclid=IwAR3T4xc5Z6SYotT6La3eOv8yLGgibzEevy5rwIJpEE1zbR690TbRM-zy9to
https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/10/vampires-europe-new-england-halloween-history/