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In Murder Across the Board the Green Hornet and Kato prevent mobsters from fixing a horserace, then they uncover a construction scheme in Reservoir for Murder!

In this edition of Extra Lives, Aaron and Damien discuss the finer things in the life, like sweet alien love, 8-bit racism, triangular boobs, and punching giant cranes in the face. You know, the usual. They also continue their coverage of the polarizing God Hand. Is spanking an effective form of self-defense? Is a gorilla suit really required to master the art of lucha libre? Where did the midgets come from? And did Damien just say that he liked the game?! The answers to all that and more are just a click away!

Cyborg infiltrates the HIVE Academy, and nearly loses himself ("Deception"). Red X reappears, but it's not Robin ("X"). Starfire finds herself engaged, but her friends uncover the truth behind her wedding ("Betrothed"). Beast Boy accidentally infects Cyborg with a virus, and the Titans enlist Gizmo to save the day ("Crash"). Slade visits Robin, but is he flesh and bone or something else entirely ("Haunted")? And Raven falls in love, but quickly learns he's not what he seems ("Spellbound").

In this episode of Dread Media, Desmond and Darryll are impressed if not a little confused by Uncle Sam, and then Desmond is just plain unimpressed with ROT: Reunion of Terror. Then Desmond is totally impressed with The Calling: Cthulhu Chronicles #1. Plus, feedback and impressive songs: "Son of Sam" by The Dead Boys, "4th of July" by Soundgarden, "Rot For Me" by Wednesday 13, "Cthulhu" by Zombeast, and "I'll Finish You Off" by The Melvins. Send feedback to: [email protected], or 206.203.1213.

The Boys Outta Brooklyn continue their trip through spy culture with this descent into the adventure of America's 'swinging secret agent: Matt Helm. Learn how Cubby Broccoli's former producing partner bought Don Hamilton's hardboiled operative to get in on the cash cow he initially spurned, and ended up trapped in the Hell that was Dean Martin's making. It's the movie series that managed to misuse Ann-Margret, and Tom and Derrick suffer through every last film. Plus Asian characters with silly names, the Boys get angry over the tragedy of Sharon Tate, and enough imitations of a drunk Dean Martin to last a lifetime! We already hate ourselves (and it isn't even the morning), so get to clicking!

This installment of 1st Issue Special starts with a surprise announcement, and ends with five reviews: Abe Sapien: The Abyssal Plain #1, Action Comics #890, Batman Beyond #1, The Death of Dracula, and Yours Truly, Jack the Ripper #1.

In this episode of Married to Movies, Megan and Desmond kick off a two-fer of episodes, taking a look at the films of Humphrey Bogart and Audrey Hepburn. The Maltese Falcon and Breakfast at Tiffany's are up first. What happens in this episode? Megan and Desmond actually agree on things! Desmond even lets her talk a couple times! Megan takes offense to Desmond offending Peter Lorre. The best movies to make out to are the long ones. When Megan tells us why she doesn't like black and white films you will be blown away. The hosts puzzle over Audrey Hepburn's origins, and have an interesting conversation about America in the early 1960s. Also, how bad is the racism in this movie? Real bad. All this and more! Send questions, comments, and requests to: [email protected] and 206.350.0057.

On top of the six Teen Titans episodes they cover ("Transformation," "Titan Rising," "Winner Take All," "Betrayal," "Fractured," and "Aftershock"), James and Mike find themselves discussing LeBron James and the World Cup. Also, LARRY!

It's another look at some Troma films this week as Desmond and Darryll tangent off into sleaziness and your host's resemblance to Burt Reynolds while reviewing the Blu-ray edition of Class of Nuke 'Em High. Then Desmond tries to see the good in Bigfoot. Plus, there's lots of beer. And songs! "Nuke 'Em High Theme" by Biohazard (not that Biohazard), "Radiation Day" by Monster Magnet, "Missing Link" by Dinosaur Jr. and Del tha Funkee Homosapien, and "Six Pack of Beer" by Hank Williams III all get spins of the terror playlist this week. Send feedback to: [email protected], or 206.203.1213.

Doctor Who begins its 11th season with "The Time Warrior," which introduces both Sarah Jane Smith and the Sontarans! Then in "Invasion of the Dinosaurs," seemingly everyone is in on a conspiracy to rewrite human history.