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In "Terror of the Autons," The War Chief returns! (Oh, what's this? A note from Tom Deja: "Mike, embrace the truth. The Master is not The War Chief. Your friend, Tom.") Sigh... okay. In "Terror of the Autons," The Master debuts, and he's brought some familiar foes with him! Then in "The Mind of Evil," The Master schemes to launch a missile at a world peace conference.

In the second part of March's Musicals & Mobsters theme, Desmond and Megan are joined by commentator Darryll for a mind-bogglingly ridiculous look at Martin Scorsese's 1990 masterpiece, Goodfellas. Then the couple go it alone for the cornea-searing spectacle of Baz Luhrman's 2001 film, Moulin Rouge. How many times does Darryll slap himself in the face? Megan enjoys the mobster lifestyle quite a lot until, you know, the bad parts. But that's kind of the point. Megan hates rats and that's also kind of the point. What does cocaine do to the male anatomy? Megan likes watching movies with Darryll because he talks. What the hell happened to the Godfather review? What does Megan's Robocop dream consist of? And we all know how Megan feels about the Kidman / McGregor vehicle, but what does Desmond think of it? Seriously, people, strap in. After Megan's startling announcement about the future of their relationship, this might be the final episode of Married to Movies. Send questions, comments, and requests to: [email protected] and 207.338.3774.

Vandal Savage makes his return and threatens the world with a railgun ("Maid of Honor"). Meanwhile, Despero attempts to take control of the galaxy with the Flame of Py'tar ("Hearts and Minds"). Then the Justice League meets their alternate reality counterparts, the Justice Lords ("A Better World").

There's a major twist in Punisher Noir, one that blows Dan and Mike away. But does the rest of the collection follow through on the promised excitement? And then they cover Bone: Out from Boneville, which counters the mob-killing violence of Punisher Noir with its all-ages cuteness.

Is 1973's Don't Look Now a hidden gem or something that deserves to be left in the past? Desmond and Darryll answer that very question in their review of the Donald Sutherland / Julie Christie vehicle. Then Desmond gets inside Rob Zombie's latest musical outing, and guess what? It's a sequel. Hellbilly Deluxe 2: Noble Jackals, Penny Dreadfuls, and the Systematic Dehumanization of Cool gets a no holds barred, track-by-track review this week as well. Tunes included: "Lil' Bloodred Ridin' Hood" by Children of Bodom, "The Things People Do When They Think No One's Looking" by Hella, "Burn" by Rob Zombie, and "Viva Las Vegas" by Dead Kennedys. Make sure you enter the Dead Beyond the Fence giveaway, and get a signed copy of the book just by emailing me your address. Send feedback to: [email protected], or 206.203.1333.

In their effort to present the most comprehensive coverage of 1960s spy culture, Tom and Derrick begin their examination of some of the spies who gave Bond a run for his money, beginning with the cerebral, eccentric, and suave Derek Flint. Join the Boys From Brooklyn as they look at the adventures of the renaissance man that James Coburn turned into a cult hero, tracing his adventures from Our Man Flint to In Like Flint to the highly obscure, near-forgotten (and with good reason) Flint television pilot, Our Man Flint: Dead on Target. Plus a preview of other episodes in the Rivals of Bond series, Derrick wants Yvonne Craig to shake her money-maker, and a look at the two Flint movies (one written by Harlan Ellison) that never got to the screen. Wipe that look off your Zowie Face and get to clicking!

Is Black Dynamite a satire or spoof? These two honkies are here to give you proof. And if that ain't enough, we'll show you who's tough. There's afros, soul sisters, and broken bones when Des and Darryll watch Black Belt Jones. Sit back and relax is what you should do in the Dread Media special on blaxploitation kung fu. You dig? Send feedback to: [email protected], or 206.203.1323.

To celebrate the inaugural episode of March's Musicals & Mobsters, Desmond and Megan kick it off Chicago-style by first dissecting Brian De Palma's The Untouchables and 2002's Oscar darling, Chicago. Kevin Costner's a what?! Megan pulls out her cinephile chops on 1920s Russian silent cinema. Des misses the point. Megan thinks blood and grey matter is pretty. Morricone or Kenny G? You decide. Did Salvador Dali work with De Palma on this one? How does Des feel about Richard Gere? How does Megan feel about her husband being in love with Catherine Zeta-Jones? Who calls who a "butthead?" Megan bursts into song and Des takes exception to a song glorifying violence towards men. Yeah, he does. Meg bursts into song repetitively. There's Schindler's List and Snuggie talk abound, as well as celebrity culture and all that jazz. Send questions, comments, and requests to: [email protected] and 206.338.3774.

First Dan and Mike discuss Jonathan Hickman's take on the Fantastic Four (Fantastic Four by Jonathan Hickman, volume one), then they look at Alan Moore's love letter to pulp heroes (Tom Strong, book one).

In this episode of Dread Media, Desmond and Darryll discuss the homogenization of beauty in Hollywood, white-man kung fu, and unibrows. Ooh yeah! And they review the Blu-ray edition of George A. Romero's The Crazies. Then Desmond goes solo on Perkins' 14 and Brian Kaufman's zombie apocalypse novel Dead Beyond the Fence. Tunes include: "Crazy People" by Rehab, "Crazy" by Mushroomhead, "Teenage Monster" by Michale Graves and Damien Echols, "Dead!" by My Chemical Romance, and "Ain't No Grave" by Johnny Cash. Send feedback to: [email protected], or 206.203.1313.