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Only 498 episodes late for episode 500, Hey, Gurlfriend returns with Hannah, Will, and special straight male guest Chris Johnson discussing Smallville! Episodes are discussed, one of the original cast is reviled, and rants occur. So many rants. Longingly look at that cape in your closet for 10 years and take a listen. Please visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/earth_2.

As episode 1000 approaches, Dave and Mike debut a new segment in which they each examine television programs from their respective lands that the other has never seen. In this first installment, Mike introduces Dave to Gilligan's Island, then Dave introduces Mike to Rentaghost. They also discuss the horrors British children were subjected to on television, which leads to a live / stunned reaction by Mike. Please visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/earth_2.

Hannah and Jim talk about recent developments at Valiant, and Hannah finally plays Chrono Trigger. Please visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/earth_2.

Andre Aciman on Call Me By Your Name, a TIFF Bell Lightbox Conversation. Please visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/earth_2.

Mike flubs the intro but leaves it in because he thinks it's funny. Then you'll hear "Batman's Great Mystery," from The Adventures of Superman radio program. In this radio drama, Bruce Wayne goes missing, and it's up to Robin, the Boy Wonder and Superman to find The Caped Crusader! Please visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/earth_2.

Hannah and Jim mostly stay on topic about recent changes at Marvel, and only diverge a little bit with gushing about Hellboy in Hell, Land of the Lustrous, and a few others. Please visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/earth_2.

Before Hannah and Jim discuss Star Wars: The Last Jedi, Misha Nogha, and manga, Mike reveals the current length of the forthcoming episode 1000. Please visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/earth_2.

First up, Mike thanks the newest patrons for their support, and draws a patron's name from a hat. Why does he do the latter? Listen to find out. After that, Mike finally begins to record reviews requested during the Shameless Pledge Drive. With the help of Dan, today you'll hear reviews of some interesting Batman and Scooby-Doo parodies. More cannot be said, not without risking your ISP or workplace firewall flagging this site as something it is not. Please visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/earth_2.

A former Doctor Who companion. A team of both superheroes and villains, some that are leaping off the comic page into live action for the first time. An immortal foe with a plan for world domination that spans centuries. What could possibly go wrong? As Donovan and Chris make their way through the first season of DC's Legends of Tomorrow, the answer turns out to be almost everything. Please visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/earth_2.