A podcast with no wars and more importantly NO TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS! This time on Earth Destruction Directive we’re taking a look at a film that some might consider a little odd, Gamera vs Guiron! Although I am not sure what one would consider odd about a film where two prepubescent kids from Earth end up on an alien planet with two brain-hungry space vamps and their pet monster with a Ginzu blade for a head and have to saved by a fire breathing prehistoric giant turtle. Talk about cliche! Then over in Marvel Comics’ Godzilla #2, it’s Godzilla vs SHIELD vs The Champions in San Francisco! And it goes about as well as you might think! Featuring just about every song even tangentially related to San Francisco which I could think of! Plus news, emails, and more!

No one can stop us now! The frogs are on the loose! It’s DX Gaiden time once again (…*sigh*) as Jason Jaconetti and Dr. Bill Robinson join in the fun as we discuss the third and final film of the “TBS Trilogy,” Frogs! It’s a classic of the eco-horror genre as bunch of incredibly 70’s folks on a small Floridian island are beseiged by an army of lizards, snakes, birds, gators, and other creepy-crawlies, all lead by a batallion of croaking, hopping FROGS! Join us for a ridiculous, wide ranging, and ridiculously wide ranging discussion featuring the cast of the film Creepshow, Paul Williams, Gordon Solie, Kermit The Frog, Sonny Crocket, The Von Erich Wrestling Family, Megadeth, George Lucas, Richard Harris, Charlotte Rambling, Peter O’Toole, Irwin Allen, James Francisus, Robert Forrster, Thomas Jane, Louie Anderson, Saga, Pete Puma, and more!

That trick never works! This time out on Earth Destruction Directive, we’re talking about the only monster in the Toho library who would theoretically give Rocky The Flying Squirrel a for his money, Varan! It’s a monster on the loose in the greatest, throw-backiest tradition as we go on a full on, all out, BLACK and WHITE rampage! And the hits keep on coming over in Marvel Godzilla #2, as Goji lands in Seattle! What chance do the Seahawks, Starbucks, that Fish Market, and the Fremont Troll guy have against the King Of The Monsters? Here’s a hint: not much. We also have a message for Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for reaching episode 500 of Two True Freaks! We also also have a new addition to the outro! We also also also have a new sponsor! Plus news, feedback, and more, on Earth Destruction Directive!

This episode is dedicated to the memory Shawn Engel, 1970-2015.

Paul Spataro, Bill Robinson, Scott Gardner, Alan Middleton, Chris Tyler, Luke Jaconetti and Gene Hendricks spend a few minutes with you sharing their thoughts about the loss of a great person. We’ve lost Shawn Engel, who has been a good friend to all of us.

http://www.smithandkernke.com/obituary/Shawn-Engel/Edmond-OK/1571833

Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story! You are in fact seeing Godzilla, King Of The Monsters, in a Marvel comic book! And I will be your guide through this titanic first issue, as Big G decides he has had enough of flattening Japan for the time being and brings his “urban renewal” program to the United States! In an episode which shamelessly rips off Stephen and Andrew over at The Fantasticast (http://ffcast.libsyn.com) you’ll thrill to every exploit as Godzilla lays waste to all before him in the Merry Marvel Manner! So Face Front, True Believers, and download this episode now!