My typical satire on display here. Hope you sleep well after your next trip to KFC.

The ultimate environmental tragedy happens when a winery burns.

When you're high and watching reality tv, anything can happen.

A story of terror, romance, and bundling my home and auto insurance.

What happens when your alma mater, HogPimple Academy, is taken over by a secret organization, The Knights of the Lodge of the Flaming Buttocks?

Everything that could go wrong goes wrong, always. At least, sometimes. Usually.

A story about Eww, the Fifth Teletubbie, who had the show he single handedly created stolen. He gets back big time. PG13

Time gets all wacky, and it's the fault of those damn Saxons.

Very reminiscent...in a Deliverance kind of way, but without the banjos.

Sometimes an alien will get with a human, then...you know. There'll be a kid who's a little different, and surprisingly, you want to see their home planet.