In this episode we discuss fun "Emma" (wink) Stone facts, the difference between condos and apartments, summer super sale blowouts of the ass variety, how Jeff Bezos takes care of the customer, the resurgence of Ashlee Simpson, how much Medieval Times hates vegetarians, our new show Jest-Her about the first female jester, when you're a card carrying vegetarian who hates vegetables, how perfect Amanda Bynes is in this role, how these parents are parent goals, whether Emma got a face transplant, trying in vain to style your bangs without a round brush in the era of straighteners, how french immersion kids were basically homeschooled jungle freaks, Christian bullies, self surgery on skin tags and SO MUCH MORE!!!

Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone!