Alex drops by the studio and we talk cafeteria foods from our heyday

We are talking energy drinks, the consumption of "energy" as health potions and how white people have really low sperm counts.

We're back and we're talking about a gigantic cow. You've seen it, you loved it, you want it to sit on your face until you die.

This episode is clearly the worst we’ve done, we desperately need a third host. You must be a close friend if you listen to the whole thing

This is the one in which we first talk about sports, sports culture, what it means in America (hint: war) and what it means for personal fitness. We're gonna have to do another one on sports for sure, there's a lot to cover here.

Friend of the show Clare calls in to discuss the Great British Bake Off. What is the deal with this show? It can't be real. It has to be up to something.

Do you like cops? How about musicals? How about combining them? Is that good enough for you? No? Well most people agree. Also we discuss Marketing and how we do the capitalists' work for them because we are all treat boys

We discuss troubles encountered at an unidentified retail outlet. Then we go in on our favorite Canadian psychologist and his nutrient rich all-beef diet, and what our food choices say about our politics.

We used to like Neil deGrasse Tyson, but now we’ve turned on him mostly because we have to look up his name every time we type it. We talk about how healthy people have their diet on auto-pilot and why humans are mid-migration from real life to living completely online.