A million mp3's later, and here I am, here I am....

Well, well, well, so where you been me lad?

Funny you should ask cos me podcasts been set a while drift, thank goodness I not on piece rate else the hand that rocks the cradle be well bony and the cheeks be sunken like open sun roofed submarines....

Since the last upload, I graduated up 8 floors to (11) so I now eye2eye with Mother Nature as she spins electricity to the floor and wafts windy pops over your damp clothes....

I am also knee deep in the Valley of the smashed Dolls heads....which makes me flush back to the year that punk broke and the fever of A-Level art hahahaha...(I never got passed GCSE *slump)

So I can flash back 16 years but when it comes to a list of untitled mp3's, me got a well rusty trombone purshin the pastry crumbs round me bread box, so I put me favourite un-titled songs in one bucket slop out***podcast, So in no particular order I give you....

Track 11

Track 31

and

Track 15

I don't know who wrote or plays the songs but if you do then give us a rattle and hum back and I can sort out me admin hahaha

LUV YA x

From the rashes and scratches of the fallen economoney, rising like a burnt dog out the boot of me mam's Vauxhall Nova comes Echoes from the Sky_cloud_9_up_your_mind_eyE_

I went to see The Locust and before all that Lycra and heart blasts woz DJ URINE cuttin up a tower of vinyl and metal hub caps, Mr Stylus loves this chap, he kept me mind on shudder, halt, shudder, bleep, bleep...see how you feel after this... http://www.myspace.com/cropscirclz

Now I don't say this often and actually I can't even remember what I say often apart from "Yes Boss, 3 bags full boss" hahaha but THE ROLLING SCABS have the best name in rock n roll and if you woz doing this aged 13 you'd be the bestest late 30's chap living down my road, oh I forgot I fronted my first band The Boogie Brothers aged 10..hahaha I win.... http://www.rollingscabs.com/

This next up lot were sposed to be on an Echoes podcast a while back but me vs the computer meant I LOST but now I been working out on me Crunchie bars and broke Bill Gates fake Tron arm so I can finally give you, SHRAG http://www.myspace.com/shrag

T.I.T.S up next, one thing I know about this lot is they darn hard to google hahahaha so I mek it eazy on you now, so no excuses for "acciDENTly" swingin by the imdb site of 'Oranges are not the only fruit' haha, come follow me http://www.upsettherhythm.co.uk/tits.shtml

Staying with the Upset the Rhythm label and catching these Baltimore backdrafts down at Bardens was a treat, I not been at such a divided gig since Moses played the 02 hahahahahahahah urp hahahahaha but some people hated this but me and Cleckhuddersfax Tom stood tall (and some others, it wern a 2 to 3 gig haha) split your mind on FUTURE ISLANDS as well.... http://www.futureislands.com/

lez finish up gettin out the translator, now thats how to end a frigggin party right? "eh un cool lay whort wuz yor sayin for the larst 4 how-wurs?"....2PACISDEAD http://www.myspace.com/2pid come out of France and tickle your armpits in 55 seconds...p.s don't wanna be the bringer of dooom but Biggie's chompin on the wiggly worms too... BRURP!

We’ve all felt the bite of the credit snake, winding through from the white lair under the citys core…how’s your arm? Swollen? Or still a little tingly? Doctors orders to get your ear holes round me podcast…forget eatin raw beet-root and suppin on a stone cold crapachino, hold onto my wealth for all of 9 minurtes 13 secs> “Echoes from the Sky : Re:wind the Cred8 Crunch:E” is flyin downed your electric worm pipes as I type… Me rusty horse screeches to a halt outside the Halifax and I get me fingers strong to jab that sing song in the glasses whilst mimeing along to 'F-olding Money'* by Tommy Blake...* music for the jilted generation…feel the force on that!... Amigo it’s lornch time, can’t afford a flight out of town? or no guts to roll under the barb wire at your local flyaway?…have some brutal Gore/Grind straight from leading Mexican label Alarmo Rx http://www.myspace.com/alarmarx and this bang bang outing from Hipermenorrea .... Seems like we all got right deeep, downed and drrrty, switch on the immersion.... As we-wee all frey skintoss, we gotta get music for free! (Cheers Radiohead) and what better ways then me, your wet head host Chips for the Poor gettin rawkus in the shower (Keep your eyes shut and mind on hold) and me cover of Lumidee 'Never Leave You' the original is here>>>> .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRLHHAsEbpk Now we all clean and sparkly, who wup fwor swum bwirthday pwarty vwomit?...don't wizzzy yer sen, it ain't your bash hahaha just sit back and enjoy the aural airBRUSHING from My Name is Rar-Rar...I think they went and fuzed out but you can get more of them from here>>>> http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2009/02/my-name-is-rarrar.html So how's that? How you feel now? Disappointed with your lot? or ready to take to the streets, and beat a job out of someone?.... just remember, make it some one special, ;) With all my heart, Chips for the Poor Echoes from the Sky (repeat to fade) p.s Can I have me four ence back?

Echoes from the_Sky_7th heavon&on&on&on is like buses, you wait monthicles for one and slap dang TWO come along like totally like totally 13 days later...like ghettin the post bus from the woof in '93...

The sun is blazin up in the clouds, it's the first day of summer in me minds goggle eye and we should bang off podcast 7 with the super tropical tropical TOUGH KNUCKLES 'Listen to the thunder' dip in hard on his weather channeled energy cos it a total clench fister....

This tripped me back in time like a shudder in the frozen foood section and found a rubmix of my old gold group TOAH DYNAMIC 'Go out, Up town' (by adding the dangerous lyrics at the begining it's defo a remix hahaha)

I shud a just put on a donk on it like this BIRTHDAY PARTY BERLIN QUEEN bosher...crack out the moustache, chest wax, popppers and phone ya doctors....

Now how to blast up a remix right on the end off yer man MIDFIELD GENERAL takin ghetto kareoke king KID ACNE'S 'Sliding Doors' and smashin it all round the waiting rooom...eff the tractor, i'm the helicoptaaaarrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

i'm like a cockerel wind dial swinging in the musical breeeze so giz a tip off if you hear summit what blow yer nogggin off and open wide...i ain't hard to find, sittin and sippin outside Tesco Metro,,,right best trip off case Daz man robs me spot....to the futurE...x

Well its 6 months since i wanted to do another edition of this amazo podcast but 8 since I did,,,but dunt furrow yo brow my way, cos 6 months ain't shiggy splits in the grand piano key change scheme of things, and if ya think I beeen lazing out and fattening up for the next snow drift, then I suggest you tek yer sen away from me flat windy before I saw them stilts in half and you end up face to face with Mrs Muggins in flat 5 hahahaha she's a bruiser ****gulp oN.

Thirst uP....'Tom and the Boot Boys' with "Oi! Mates" (Pogo77 Records) who I discovered when floating over in Tokyo last Septembergone (Triangle, Spanner, Rectangle)...

Seconds on that, "Oi Pic" comes from the "If you love your job..." single sessions by 'Methodist Centre' who give it a right good pounding live*Umph Umph* www.myspace.com/methodistcentre...

and I finish you off with Puppetmastaz Sirius Mo remix of 'So Scandelous' available off the "Reservoir Foxin/So Scandalous" 12"...

soooooo whatcha beeen doing in the last 182 days cos I can't membertraz>>>answers on a postcard to 10 D(r)owning Street, London SW1A 2AA....*blimp

p.s 6 miles deeep refers to the length of the borough I dwell at it's longest point>>>FACT*slump

Full details and track listings on my blog via www.myspace.com/c4tp

This podcast features music from Why Whisky Why?, Shrag, Heavy Load and Nik Void.

From the Welsh mines to the Slangkop Estates, you all chooned in hard, then moisturise them ear holes for poodcast 3 called ‘Gate Vault the Pop Barrier’ (due to me amazing vocals) featuring Dobermann, Death of London, a 6 headed ghost from my past, Vulgarians and Squincy Jones....turn it oooops side ya head!

Number two (doo-doo) features Le Tetsuo, Monday Club, Graffiti Island, Electricity In Our Homes and Nat JM...do the riot thinG.

**Adult content**

Track listings:

1) Sperm Overdose - Psychodelic Hellucinations.

2) Bitchee Bitchee Ya Ya Ya - Tu Connais Le Chanson.

3) Top Buzz live at Fantazia New Years Eve 1993.