*THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED IN SEPTEMBER 2022 (LMAO)*

Q&M sit down together to discuss the fantasy country of 'Australia'. Q being inducted into being a cowboy. M advocating for his 'grapefruit technique'. A toilet that kills its user. Q settling down with a man in his 50s. All this and and more revealed in this 80min episode.

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The Fast and the Furious (later also known as Fast & Furious 1) is a 2001 action film directed by Rob Cohen from a screenplay by Gary Scott Thompson, Erik Bergquist, and David Ayer, with the story credited to Thompson. It is the first installment in the Fast & Furious franchise and stars Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Rick Yune, Chad Lindberg, Johnny Strong, and Ted Levine. In the film, Brian O'Conner, an undercover cop, is tasked with discovering the identities of a group of automobile hijackers led by Dominic Toretto.

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Outro song: Bhangra Knights vs Husan - Bhangra Knights

Part 2 of our Cowboy Bebop Episode. 

Intro Song: Tank, Cowboy Bebop OST

We are back from our hiatus to officially inaugurate Cowboys as a race and to discuss one of Q's favourite shows - Bowboy Cebop. M finally gives in to years of relentless pressure and agrees to watch anime. 

Do you enjoy watching people being bored out of their mind? Are Rocco and Rio related? Will the corgi EVER do anything? And will we ever find out who on Earth, or Jupiter is Julia? 

This is a much longer episode split into two parts

Outro Song: Rush, Cowboy Bebop OST

One of your hosts tried to scramble something together to wish the other a Happy Birthday. It did not go well. It's never been clearer who the organisational and editorial force behind the Goliath that is Effing and Jeffing really is. Enjoy low quality music, heart warming hellos and Q trying his best to show M he loves him.

We're following up last week's episode by trying to determine if world's dumbest kids grow up to become world's dumbest adults. Q&M try to discuss their perceptions of adulthood before getting side tracked to talk about M discovering his sexuality at the age of four, the show Friends and, most importantly, being the ultimate Treatboys. 

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Outro song: Alicia Keys - Authors Of Forever

Q and M sit down to discuss some of the dumbest things they've done as kids. 

Have you ever wondered how best to earn extra money in a Catholic Church Choir? Does lack of suitable space prevent you from picking up gardening as a new hobby? Would you like to get your kid into a better school? What do you do when a loved one goes missing? 

All of these questions and more will be answered in this episode of Effing and Jeffing. 

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Outro song: ＳＵＮＤＡＹ ＳＣＨＯＯＬ by Lucien Hughes

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