Hey fans, I’m in a new band, The Sha Sha Shanimals!

It’s been a lot of fun, especially this week which was very busy because we played a live radio session, did a video shoot, got a bunch of stickers made, sold a t-shirt, had a rehearsal and played a gig! It has been a very long time since I was in such a productive band to be sure.

The radio show was a tiny bit hampered by some technical mishaps so, to avoid public embarassment, I will not identify the audio engineer.

Anyway, he inspired this track I made in conjunction with Siân called Thank you Unnamed Engineer.

I don’t post on here very often, but prior to now I have hidden the post dates. Now the entire world can witness my chronologically-challenged shame. A few small things to note:

More music coming soon but for now please have this improvised drum & bass* track

*The instruments, not the genre

Thanks to David Lynch I now know how to cook quinoa

Official fave of Groove Inc, recorded circa 1990, minimally remixed for 2019

Only £12 including P&P. This was recorded in Tooting in 1989 I think.

Several people have drawn comparisons to a Cure song where Mr Smith is singing an equally banal advert but I have never heard that song and I refuse to acknowledge its similarity!

We got a dog. He has fuzzy dice.

New website coming soon by the way!

Sorry for being quiet for a long time… Hello!

For those of you who want to play along at home, here’s the manuscript

Following Philip’s recommendation I received a monotribe for my birthday. It’s ace!