Tony makes his Week 3 picks but not before he and Stefan Hoza analyze the 2021 Philadelphia Eagles: Hurts! Devonta! Sirianni! Even after a depressing loss to the 49ers, they're weirdly patient about the team and predict a Monday Night upset over Dallas.

Tony explains why Tuesday is the best day of the week and why Week 2 must always be approached with caution! Following his winning record against the spread in Week 1, he rolls heavy on the Saints, Pats, and Seahawks and is cautionary on the Steelers and Bucs.

Tony joins Anthony to make 16 predictions for the NFL's opening weekend-- including his "best bet," his reasons to fear the Browns, and other upset specials.

Tony and Stefan make their AFC "best bets" while touring all 16 teams. Highlights: Big Ben is eating avocado ice cream; Baker needs to take a leap; the Pats have terrific odds; Josh Allen will regress; we've seen the best of Miami; Teddy Bridgewater is a sexy quarterback; reasons why some podcasts are bad; Larry David as a future broadcaster; comparisons between Keenan Allen and DeVonta Smith; and reasons to pay your rent by believing in the Texans!

Tony and Eric suggest trashing the tight end slot, implementing 2 QBs, using defensive players, and experimenting with a Free Agency Acquisition Budget (FAAB). Tony hates kickers but Eric thinks they play useful roles as "agents of chaos." Lastly, they debate the intrigue of dynasty leagues.

In a special ALL-CAPS EPISODE, Tony and Eric Thomas explain why fantasy football is the greatest and worst thing ever… plus, they answer some puzzling questions: do we trust Saquon and Kamara this season? Thoughts on the Zero RB strategy? Is waiting on QB still "the move"? Tony also unveils his sophisticated plan to "not draft losers" in 2021.

Tony and Stefan Hoza throw Monopoly Money at divisional odds while previewing all 16 NFC teams, making predictions on the Bears' offense, the Rams' Super Bowl appearance, the Eagles' surprising D, Russell Wilson's MVP season, Ryan Fitzpatrick's last hurrah, and the Lions' shocking capture of the NFC North! (Maybe.)

Ben convinces Tony why Formula One is a fascinating sport to follow even if one has zero interest in cars: there's magisterial engineering, ridiculous athletic feats (if you're the driver), riveting narratives, and international fanfare... plus, not unimportantly, much of it falls between the NBA and NFL seasons.

Tony and Eli Gordon unpack the myriad reasons why being a San Diego sports fan sucks (believe it or not, the zoo is partially to blame). They also recount positive memories from the Padres, Chargers, and Sockers. Yes, the Sockers.

Tony and Stefan Hoza discuss the shocking deterioration of Carson Wentz in 2020 and reflect more broadly on the gifted QB's relationships with the Eagles' front office and players (while making some comparisons with the Green Bay storyline). They also predict good things for Wentz's next journey in Indianapolis despite him choosing a horrible jersey number.