xXx[FinDom]xXx wrote (3:18a LST):

kys

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Luke Varner as The GM

Additional Voices by Maxie Knightley and Lexi Waltner

MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY

EDITED BY IRIS CHRISTIANSON

Heartbreaker2196 wrote (4:08a LST): You think I care if people know who I am? The anonymity is for your benefit, not mine. I don't want anyone to be intimidated by my reputation or simply agreeing with me because of my connections. But now that you know who I am... You might suddenly understand what a mistake you're making. You shouldn't make threats like this unless you're ready to face the consequences.

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Find out everything there is to know about xXx[FinDom]xXx on The Chop Shop forum and send it to me. And be ready to act. I'll be in touch.

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"Helping readers take off!"

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Luke Varner as The GM

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EDITED BY LUKE VARNER

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xXx[FinDom]xXx wrote (3:26a LST):

lmao

"stereotypical"? is this the very first fictional story you've ever seen? has your previous experience with entertainment been banging two rocks together? guys like john deere are the fucking background radiation of the whole genre. they're always gonna be there, so you just have to write around them. kia soul isn't the lead of the show because, unfortunately, showbiz isn't a meritocracy. if it was and we lived in a just and righteous universe, subaru outback would've won best actress for her performance in "bound 2: re/bound," but we're in worst timeline.

but i guess that's how you like it, isn't it? i mean, there's no way someone like you would ever have made it as far as you did in eidolon corp if you were actually expected be good at your job instead of shitting up this thread on the company laptop.

since you apparently don't like to do things in private, i assume you won't mind me showing everyone who the corporate stooge behind the screenname actually is.

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Tyberius Wilson as Bridgerton Larch

Iris Christianson as Trace Vector

Luke Varner as The GM

Additional Voices by Molly Rhinebeck and Fabby Garza

MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY

EDITED BY CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIK

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Private message from Heartbreaker2196 to xXx[FinDom]xXx (3:01a LST): The only thing you've done by debating me in ~full view~ of the rest of the tread is proven time and time again that if a """pretty""" girl bats her eyelashes at another girl once or twice you won't stop talking about it for MONTHS. I can and will continue to post anything and everything I feel like posting, and I think I'm well within my rights to critisize! Why don't I lay it out for you this way: Your little crush is simplistic, stereotypical, and doesn't deserve to breathe the same recycled oxygen that John Deere does. Tell me, if she's objectively better, why isn't she the lead on this show? Hm?

Heartbreaker2196 wrote (3:16a LST): [Attachment: DMFromxXx[FinDom]xXx.png] I'm bringing this back to the thread, since I don't like to do things like this in private. If any of you Starelia freaks want to defend your "best girl," please do! Plus, I think John looked really good in those hot pocket commercials. His abs were incredible.

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Lexi Waltner as Marci Campbell

Luke Varner as The GM

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EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER

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Private message from xXx[FinDom]xXx to Heartbreaker2196 (2:40a LST):

both to preserve the ideals of free speech on this forum and in the vain hope that you and the rest of your clique might one day develop a modicum of media literacy, i have consistently chosen to debate you in full view of the rest of thread's participants. however, that shit you said about Kia Soul in your last post went way too far. if you want to be wrong about Starelia then fine, go for it. if loving a ship that's the literary equivalent of a soylent cube makes you happy, who am i to tell you to seek out something more exciting and emotionally complex. but you do not insult Aurelia's actress. she has fewer lines compared to the other major characters because the writers and directors know she's actually capable of using body language and tone of voice to show instead of tell. she has subtlety and range. she's done stageplays. she is quite simply objectively better at her job than anyone else.

you know what John Deere was doing before he got the role for Rembrandt?

"starring" in commercials for hot pockets where they recorded slow-mo footage of a microwave being shot with an anti-materiel rifle. he wasn't even firing the rifle. he just said "whoa" a lot.

i'll expect your apology and correction in the thread shortly.

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Heartbreaker2196 wrote (2:28a LST): Every single day you keep logging on to these forums making these stupid posts. Tool-moded? What the hell do you think you're posting from, moron? Just because you're a dolphin scalie(? What the hell do they even call this I don't think dophins have scales??) doesn't mean you're suddenly excluded from the group! But either way? I'm glad you recognize me as the royalty I so obviously am! Anyway, for the rest of you civilized users: I'm glad most of you recognize that Aurelia is obviously a bad influence on anyone she comes into contact with. She's brash, she's foolish, and she's never willing to leave good enough alone. Her ideals are stupid and anyone who likes her is a M O R O N. As far as I'm concerned, she should be written off the show permanently for the good of the rest of the cast. Kia Soul isn't even a good actress.

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Molly Rhinebeck as L.E. Booktok

Lexi Waltner as Marci Campbell

Fabby Garza as Alpha AKA Anna

Max Knightley as Lavender Spadeheart and Flip.exe

Luke Varner as The GM

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EDITED BY LUKE VARNER

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains allusions to dubiously consensual sex work.

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xXx[FinDom]xXx wrote (02:19a LST): oh wow what a surprise that this board's queen of comphet would think starcadia's argument held any fucking water. "but the solar empire has been safeguarding that star system for centuries!" says the dumbass who apparently doesn't know what refugees are. this shit is why no one likes humanity. you can't even fucking stand being around each other! bunch of apes have their dna take a wrong turn and become tool-moded land-cucks who make up nonsense words like "de jure" to dress up their insatiable bloodlust. fucking evolutionary dead-end is what you are.

it's a shame Aurelia's attempts to assassinate rembrandt in the first season didn't work. mark my words, she's gonna return in an episode or two to commit even worse atrocities against the crown. it'll be so funny.

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Tyberius Wilson as Bridgerton Larch

Iris Christianson as Trace Vector

Crystal Zaslavchik as Leila Marino

Luke Varner as The GM

MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY

EDITED BY CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIK

CONTENT WARNING: This episode depicts bloody violence, drug overdose, a heart attack, and existential horror.

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Heartbreaker2196 wrote (01:37a LST): I love Starcadia so much. Now there's a girl who knows what it takes to get out there and GET THINGS DONE. I knew she'd be able to swoop in and prove that Rembrandt's claim to the throne is real. What does it matter if some stupid old elves happened to be in this part of space thousands of years ago anyway. What matters is who is here NOW, not who USED to be here. And huh. No sign of Aurelia anywhere this week, Finny? It must be so difficult rooting for a sinking ship.

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Lexi Waltner as Marci Campbell

Fabby Garza as Alpha AKA Anna

Molly Rhinebeck as L.E. Booktok

Max Knightley as Lavender Spadeheart & Flip.exe

Luke Varner as The GM

Additional Voices by Crystal Zaslavchik

MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY

EDITED BY LUKE VARNER AND MOLLY RHINEBECK

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, mind control, and bloody violence.

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xXx[FinDom]xXx wrote (5:34a LST): once again i find myself enjoying an episode for entirely different reasons than most, because i am burdened to be one of the few who knows what subtext is. yeah, sure, your boy got his kiss. but here's the thing: for a genre that's usually notorious for dragging out the will-they-won't-they until the heat death of the universe, Courtship sure is pushing rembrandt really hard, huh? almost like it wants you to think that's what's "supposed" to happen, which is the same opinion held by Starcadia's parents? Aurelia's glance wasn't just generically "meaningful," it was asking Star a question: is this what you want? it clearly points to Starelia being endgame. rembrandt is just a pit stop along the way. also, goddammit, why is it always elves? "my unique and mysterious alien race looks exactly like if we put some modeling putty on a human's ear." wow how exciting i'm so intrigued. i bet they're gonna really strain the budget two episodes from now when we meet a new alien who's got nose ridges or some shit

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Iris Christianson as Trace Vector

Tyberius Wilson as Bridgerton Larch

Zoe Tunnell as Genevieve St. Cloud

Crystal Zaslavchik as Leila Marino, Lietunant of Mare Cognitum

Luke Varner as The GM

Additional Voices by Max Knightley

MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY

EDITED BY LUKE VARNER

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains knife violence and body horror.

Heartbreaker2196 wrote (03:52a LST):

GREAT episode of The Courtship this week for TRUE BELIEVERS in REAL ROMANCE. It's so obvious that Starcadia and Rembrandt are made for each other! I don't know why anyone even brings up Aurelia anymore. So WHAT if they shared another “meaningful glance” at each other! I don't care that it happened right as Remby went in to kiss her! As you can see on the scoreboard, Aurelia has been kissed zero times. Let's keep track of that as the season goes on. Anyway, what did everyone think about this new kingdom of space-faring elves that just showed up? I wouldn't be surprised if that Thorniforous gentleman tries to work his way between Stari and Remby… Not that it will matter!

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Molly Rhinebeck as L.E. Booktok

Maxie Knightley as Lavender Spadeheart and Flip.exe

Lexi Waltner as Marci Campbell

Fabby Garza as Alpha AKA Anna

Mike Painter as Hercule Heavensward

Luke Varner as The GM

Additional Voices by Tyberius Wilson and Crystal Zaslavchik

MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

EDITED BY LUKE VARNER

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains mind control and gun violence.