Recorded on: 4 January 2026

Hey, 2026. Keenan and Halsted are back from holidays and vacations. They are totally fine and not at all feeling guilty for unpairing their identities from all the capitalism.

In this episode, the Friends talk about being recovering know-it-alls. Join them on their journeys through pedantry.

Not-footnotes:

• “The Freshmen” by The Verve Pipe
• Mondegreen (Wikipedia)
• And I brought you myrrh (YouTube)
• Descriptivism vs. prescriptivism (Wikipedia)

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