Recorded on: 4 January 2026

Hey, 2026. Keenan and Halsted are back from holidays and vacations. They are totally fine and not at all feeling guilty for unpairing their identities from all the capitalism.

In this episode, the Friends talk about being recovering know-it-alls. Join them on their journeys through pedantry.

Not-footnotes:

• “The Freshmen” by The Verve Pipe
• Mondegreen (Wikipedia)
• And I brought you myrrh (YouTube)
• Descriptivism vs. prescriptivism (Wikipedia)

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Recorded on: 13 December 2025

Show notes: Move over, morning zoo. It’s the Morning Jus with Keenan and Halsted! Dip a sandwich and get cozy, because it’s time to talk about literalism in storytelling. And then they discuss boundaries and friction in human relationships.

Not-footnotes:

• Kitchen Language: What Is Au Jus? (Michelin Guide)
• ”Set Boundaries, Find Peace: A Guide to Reclaiming Yourself” by Nedra Glover Tawwab
• ”Hell, I Love Everybody: The Essential James Tate”
• ”We Have Always Lived in the Castle” by Shirley Jackson
• Signs (2002)
• “The Remains of the Day” by Kazuo Ishiguro
•  The Remains of the Day (1993)

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Recorded on: 9 November 2025

Show notes:

A funny thing happened on the way to the topic: Keenan and Halsted found so many other topics, including cherished childhood mementos, the bass clarinet, and one particular cult TV show that formed their senses of humor. This is chaos. And so is their friendship!

Not-footnotes:

• MST3K
• Duran Duran Briefcase
• Teddy Ruxpin
• That Doctor Worm t-shirt

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Recorded on: 1 September 2025

Show notes:

Good morning! Join Halsted and Keenan for brunch and a great cup of coffee. And then they talk about their most transcendent and cathartic moments doing something they don’t entirely enjoy: going to concerts.

Not-footnotes:

• Cometeer Coffee
• Tangerine Dream

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Recorded on: 12 October 2025

Do you have a friendship litmus test, the book or band or film you mention to someone you meet to figure out if you’re going to get along? Halsted has one. Keenan talks about a shift in their perspective, thanks to getting older. And they both discuss being reformed know-it-alls.

Then Keenan’s deity status is revealed, and they make some decrees.

Not-footnotes:

• “Wicked Little Critta” by They Might Be Giants
• Everything Is Awful and I’m Not Okay: questions to ask before giving up
• Song Exploder Episode 28: The Long Winters - The Commander Thinks Aloud

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Recorded on: 24 August 2025

Show notes:

Keenan and Halsted don’t get excited about buying things anymore. What happened? Have their values changed? Was it some global event that massively disrupted everyone’s lives?

But first they talk about houses exploding, running down the street after the UPS delivery person, Bigfoot, and fancy soap.

Not-footnotes:

• “Man’s Search for Meaning” by Viktor E. Frankl
• Spontaneous human combustion on Wikipedia
• What Are Aromatics?

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Recorded on: 10 August 2025

Show notes:

Crispy like broiled tomatillo husks: that’s how Keenan and Halsted feel right now. They’re past burned out, and self-care doesn’t fix broken systems. How do they know when to ask for help, and how do they accept help?

And hey, have they leveled up? They talk about an evolution in their friendship.

Not-footnotes:

• “Burnout: The Secret to Unlocking the Stress Cycle” by Dr. Emily Nagoski and Amelia Nagoski
• “How to Keep House While Drowning: A Gentle Approach to Cleaning and Organizing” by K.C. Davis, LPC
• That recipe with the tomatillos: Corn and Green Bean Salad with Tomatillo Dressing

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Recorded on: 3 August 2025

How do two recovering perfectionists learn to be bad at things like learning a new language or playing a new videogame? And not just learn to be bad at them, but enjoy being bad at them?

Speaking of being bad at things, Keenan and Halsted talk about talking to strangers at parties. Halsted shares the best conversation starter she knows. And don’t forget your complimentary cocktail lemon.

Not-footnotes:

• “Should I Bring a Gift for My Host?” — Emily Post Institute
• “The “10,000-hour rule” was debunked again. That’s a relief.” — Brian Resnick, for Vox

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Recorded on: 20 July 2025

Keenan and Halsted both search for meaning in perspectives, not answers. They share their experiences with organized religion, trying to find community, and how aging can make people less curious.

And then their tangent boat carries them away on the currents of Caves of Qud and Game of Thrones and Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

Not-footnotes:

• “Why Does My Mind Keep Thinking That?” - The Ezra Klein Show (Ezra Klein-lovin’ subscribers only, sorry lol)
• Search Engine - “The Psychic Question”
• Dr. Mark Epstein has been a guest on a lot of podcasts and has written some books.
• Caves of Qud and Game of Thrones and Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
• Sunk cost fallacy
• “Past Lives”

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Recorded on: 24 August 2025

Show notes:

It’s time to talk about Station Eleven. Halsted just finished watching it for the first time, and Keenan just completed their fourth rewatch. Spoilers abound, so please don’t listen to this until you’ve seen it!

Not-footnotes:

• Station Eleven (miniseries)
• Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel (book)

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