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We did an episode about things we hate that we are supposed to love. So now it's things we like but are supposed to hate. But not before we complain to Jamie about iphones and Thanksgiving. Yeah, hop to, little girl.

Baby Beluga? Ring Around the Rosy? Give us a break. Play all the songs about Crystal Meth, Angel Dust and falling asleep inside you. A mama wants to give her baby girl a dress so she can pimp her out? Blast it! God, we're funny.

We've made some decisions and one of those decisions is to give the people what they want! In this episode, Chad tries to explain to Ruthie how he doesn't like Andy Cohen so in return Ruthie tells Chad she doesn't want more friends. Really, a heartwarming episode. What are we supposed to love but don't...

Today we dive into our vacations. Best, worst, weirdest. Sure, a family reunion in Branson, Missouri, sounds like a treat but is it? Where do you put your Bongo jeans when you just wanna take a quick ocean dip? Not on the beach fenceline, that's for damn sure.

shhhhhh, we're making memories.

Nah, just kidding. But we DO visit food favorites and worsts from Chad and Ruthie. Have you ever split a hot dog down the middle, covered it with cheese then stuck it on top of mashed potatoes and put it under the broiler for a few minutes? How about gnarly oysters? Olive Garden: yes or no?

We also touch on the fact that some restaurants feel the need to charge you more simply because you're over 12 EVEN if you don't wanna eat a big portion and we aren't jazzed on that.

We have an ongoing Notes app where Chad, me and Wanderlust add stoned thoughts. We cover things like Boy Meets World school relationship dynamics, Mexican food in Paris, France, Neanderthals vs. Today's humans, and more.

We launched a Patreon account! Check it out from our Instagram bio and join at one of the levels. You won't be sorry.

You won't want to miss this one, folks.

Ruthie and Chad break down the joys of fast food. We're talking reviews, scores, memories, fries! All the fries.

Check it out, let us know your fast food reviews!

Biker short sets are so dumb and need to leave. Pickleball has run its course and it's time for it to pack it up and pack it out. Have YOU ever cleaned KFC gravy off your ceiling? Neither have we and we don't plan to.

But to get to the meat of our show - - Shannon Dougherty really hit it out of the park when she created a list of people not invited to her funeral. Obviously, we did the same.

Now listen - - we don't wish harm on these people, but we certainly aren't going to give them an opportunity to feel good about themselves by paying their respects. Tim Allen, we're looking at you.

Have you ever been like, "Okay, so I know this isn't true, but having a short perm definitely feels republican to me"? Well hot damn, this is the episode for you. Special guest: Brittany Wanderlust.