It’s Thanksgiving season, but Pepe and Raúl showed up with no outline, no plan, and plenty of opinions — so you already know it’s about to get wild.

First up: Raúl breaks down his lifelong beef with the real history behind Thanksgiving (spoiler: it wasn’t all hand turkeys and happy pilgrims), while Pepe contemplates how this holiday became a national excuse to cook for 23 hours and eat for 8 minutes.

Then things take a hard left into MAGA madness after Raúl has to help a customer wearing the red hat who claims “political persecution” because his own documents were wrong. Instead of fixing them, he threatens to sue the entire office for discrimination. Naturally, Pepe and Raúl had thoughts. Loud ones.

And finally — the moment all the fútbol fans were waiting for — Chicharito’s missed penalty kick against Cruz Azul. Pepe defends the miss (of course), then proceeds to compare Chivas fans to MAGA supporters and calls Chicharito the Trump of Guadalajara. Yes… that happened. Yes… Raúl agreed. Yes… it’s hilarious.