El Salon Chronicles

Welcome to Episode 12

The ladies decide to record early and switched out their glass of wine for a Cafecito!
Are your kids’ sports making you broke? Well, the ladies discuss how expensive it is to raise a child. Never mind the normal living expenses like shelter, clothes and food when raising a child, you must also factor in tuition, school activities and sports. Liz discusses how expensive it can be to fund a child’s extra-curricular activities like sports as part of the many investments parents make. The fundraisers, uniforms, snacks, lunches, and dinners that all come at a cost. These are just one of the many expenses one incurs in order to raise a well-rounded child.

But before we dive into our topic Zuly gives her review on a dinner date with Mr. Big to a local BYOB steak house that left her with a full stomach but a not so good experience. The lack of attention and subpar service left her questioning “if it was a short-staffed situation or if she didn’t quite fit the demographic environment” the waitress did not offer the dinner special, forgot to serve/offer water, her entrée was removed early, and she had to serve her own damn wine!! When compared to a Hispanic owned quaint location located in Edgewater, New Jersey called Terravita, where the owner is hands on, friendly and very attentive, and the food is amazing, the ladies are left with the question “should tipping be mandatory or should you tip accordingly”?

As always, the conversations take us off topic and Zuly finds herself talking about the date from hell and learns that night court is in fact in a thing and always is session… because you know criminals never sleep. Tune in and listen how her date ended up in jail and left her having to pay a hefty car rental fee. Let’s just say all these unfortunate experiences get a one-star rating with no tip!
Tune in and listen how her date ended up in jail and left her having to pay a hefty car rental fee. Let’s just say all these unfortunate experiences get a one-star rating with no tip!

Listen in to hear all the juicy details and in the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon

Welcome to Episode 11 and the big reveal.

In this episode the ladies follow up on the last episode's topic and Mari reveals the events that led up to an amazing weekend.

Before going into details, Liz takes a moment to acknowledge post partum depression and mental health awareness by sharing breaking news.

Zuly chimes in after with some interesting info regarding very creative jewelry called Jizzy Jewelry and Perenium Tanning, a new TikTok phenomenon. 

The girls reveal a recent visit from Master Fetish Trainer King Noire, they gush over the amazing drinks and treats served by Sweets by Ivonne and the delicious food by Enchanting Bites.

Listen in to hear all the juicy details and in the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon

Well here we go again talking about everything and nothing. In this episode Mari admits to being a brat in Cape Cod. Her delusional ass really thought Randy could read her mind and when things don't go her way, she becomes a wet blanket.

Liz, expertly avoids the butt tattoo convo but she's not off the hook, Mari's just waiting for Zuly to tag team ... and speaking of Zuly, where was she this episode?

The ladies also discuss the elderly shooting their shot, no longer sliding but cautiously waddling with an unsteady gate into people's DMs, and the dusty crusty unsolicited old pecker pics. When will it and when should it end?

Of course the AITA this week is of some backwards family inbreeding and getting mad for being spit sisters, so tune in and enjoy the BS. This is one episode you won't want to miss.

Listen in to see what the ladies have concluded and if you agree. In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salonmerch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon

Let's get into it...DIMELO LINDA!!! The ladies are back for another spicy, and eyebrow-raising episode. 

Welcome to episode 8 where the conversations go in many different directions. we briefly touch on a controversial topic that recently made it to our "Headquarters" Dominican men known to be Bugarron (on the down low) do they enjoy the Molodron and not the Moñoñon...BUEEEENOOO!! the jury is still out. 

The ladies reminisce about past drunken episodes, the 4-plus bottles of wine in casa Zuly, and how Liz ended up with a baked roach in her lobster tail...can you say WACALA (EWWW)? We briefly discuss last week's episode and Mari shares her shower buddy routine and all the wonderful Rub-a-Dub-Dub that takes place. But mostly we learn that Liz has a Beauty and the Beast on her left cheek! yeah, you read that correctly but stay tuned because we will definitely unpack the what, where, and why she decided to ink her derriere in our next episode. 

Mari shares her Am I the Asshole (AITA) segment where a betrayal between a brother and an ex-lover leaves open wounds and salty attitudes projected onto the wrong person. Who was right, who was wrong, and was it even necessary...see how the ladies break it down and decide who the asshole really is.

Is Withholding Sex A Form Of Punishment?

In episode 8 the ladies talk about the risk in withholding intimacy, and the benefits of oxytocin in a relationship. They also discuss the love hormone in the brain, and wonder if it is true that a woman's DNA can be affected by the men she is intimate with.

But before getting to their subject, the ladies catch up. Liz has just dropped her daughter off at college and is ready to be single pringle and childless. Mari is starting to morph into a girlie girl, and Zuly has interesting questions about everyone's shower routines.

Listen in for some hilarious content and some feel good conversation. In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon.

Welcome to episode 7!

In this episode the ladies are joined by Sandy from The Art Of Happi(H)er podcast. The ladies kick back, relax and share their current relationship situations.

Zuly shares her amazing experience with her "Mr. Big" on a luxurious and romantic baecation to Antalya, Turkey and the Cappadocia region of Turkey. She explains how she quickly acclimated to the environment of opulence and wealth.

Although, the build-up was that of a truly epic rom-com proposal ... Zuly claims that Mr. Big did not propose on the hot air balloon or did he?

In the spirit of sharing all things love, Sandy shares how she found her Mr. Man in the podcast circle and she has been floating in love ever since.

Mari chimes in with a list of interesting date locations for those wanting to have intentional adult dates that leave an impression.

Listen in for some hilarious content and some feel good conversation. In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon.

Well here we go again challenging the social norms and expectations of immigrants ... sadly enough by our own.

In this episode "You Sound Like A White Girl" the ladies sit with author and advocate Julissa Are to talk about her book "You Sound Like A White Girl- The Case For Rejecting Assimilation". You will be challenged to re-examine your definition and understanding of what it means to assimilate.

Liz of course monopolizes the first few minutes while Mari finally gets her chance and is blown away by what she thought she knew - learning so much along the way and Zuly takes it all in.

This is one episode you won't want to miss.

Listen in to see what the ladies have concluded and if you agree. In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salonmerch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, patreon, and Liz's pink bikini only fans.

All things insane nefarious and vile ESC True Crime Edition: Allen V Farrow part 2 

Special Edition: 5 episode of Season 6 (part 2 of 2)

We are back for another scandalous, tea drinking, eyebrow raising episode..are you ready!!! On our usual shooting the shit and catching up Liz learns that Mari has a “New Sister” and even though we’ve already discuss this Liz claims she was not aware and accuse the ladies of having side conversations. Mari has amazing News about Bella Noir Studios so make your appointments because this is about to be the hottest hair salon In Montclair, NJ. 

And Zuly morbid, end of the world crazy ass wants to know if there is a plan should an apocalypse happen……so is your bunker ready and stocked?! 

Well here you have it as promised the conclusion and  Part two of the Allen V Farrow.  The ladies get into it as Zuly breaks down the sexual allegations against Allen and his scandalous affair with Mia’s adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn. Trigger warning in this episode we will talk about sexual behavior and actions. From Mia finding nude Polaroids  of her step daughter Soon-Yi to Dylan’s accusations of events that took place back when she was only four years old. Learn more about Hollywoods power couple Mia Farrow and Woody Allen nasty, bitter, and very public custody battle. And his fixation with Dylan. Woody’s strange behavior raised many red flags by friends, and Nannie’s that witnessed his obsession. Many adults failed Dylan and this unfortunate case is just one of many in the industry. 

Zuly based most of her research on the HBO true crime documentary television miniseries directed by Kirby Dick and Amy Ziering. And the Allen v. Farrow podcast.

Special Edition: 4 episode of Season 6 (part 1 of 2)

Brace yourself for a special edition of ESC True Crime Edition. Get your drink of choice ready it’s going to be an interesting episode. 

The ladies catch up as usual and discuss all the craziness happening in their lives. Mari’s little escape artist (Tokyo and Berlin) decide to go an explore the neighborhood alone!! Liz celebrates her birthday by getting a naked kitty…yikes!! Zuly has a little too much to drink at dinner  and by the end of the night is looking for “JUAaaan” in the porcelain throne. 

Zuly takes the lead on this episode and discuss the high profile case of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow. The Allen v. Farrow case takes place in 1992 when seven year old Dylan Farrow, Woody’s adopted daughter confesses to her mother Mia of inappropriate behavior at the hands of Woody. This two part episode will leave you with your mouth open. The case takes many unexpected turns with lies, deceptions, abuse, and control of power.  This high society of elites show no mercy to a child that was repeatedly failed by the very adults that should have protected her, and to make matters worst our broken justice system only proves that those in power can sway the law. 

Zuly based most of her research on the HBO true crime documentary television miniseries directed by Kirby Dick and Amy Ziering. And the Allen v. Farrow podcast.

Listen in to see what the ladies have concluded and if you agree.

In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon.

Welcome to the 3rd episode of season 6.

History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it ~ Winston Churchil ( or something like that)

In this episode the ladies discuss Critical Race Theory, the miseducation of our society and the repercussions systemic racism as a direct result of slavery has on society.

The ladies briefly discuss the attempted annexation of the Dominican Republic by President Grant, the enthralling novel The Yellow Wife by the award winning author Sadeqa Johnson, and the murder of 14 year old up and coming artist Ethan Reyes.

Listen in to see what the ladies have concluded and if you agree. In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon.

Pleases consider donating to the Go Fund Me for Ethan Reyes.