El Salon Chronicles

DIMELO LINDX!

Welcome to episode 12 of season 3. Las mujeres are back at Zuly's castle and Sabrina is joining the chat.

In this episode the women discuss NYC and NJ opening up again after the quarantine. They share the shows they are currently excited about and the movies they are not.

The crew brings up the convenience of wearing a mask and how they've been mask-fished.

Of course the ladies discuss again the Cardi B WAP double standard and Sabrina has strong opinions.

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The Ladies of Él Sálon Chronicles

Mari, Liz, & Zuly

DIMELO LINDX!

Welcome to episode 11 of season 3. Las mujeres are still recording from the Jersey Shore enjoying a little vacation.

In this episode the chatter is all about useless information and vaginas. Mari and Zuly compete to see who is the queen of useless information. Liz confesses that she wipes right and occasionally has a lil doozie. Mari's vagina is violently allergic to pearls & protein and Zuly's lady bits may be taking little bites on her undies. All this while trying not to pee themselves with laughter. Have you ever encountered a toothy vagina? Can you taste color? Did you know what an boogie cookie was?

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DIMELO LINDX!

Welcome to episode 10 of season 3. Las mujeres are still recording from the Jersey Shore enjoying a little vacation.

In this episode the chatter is all about PEEN. One of the listeners seems to have jammed his jimmy and broken it. The crew tries to give objective advise but soon it turns into personal opinions and preferences. Do the majority of women prefer cut vs uncut penises and what's up with the hook ... do we like it or nah?

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DIMELO LINDX!

Welcome to episode 9 of season 3. Las mujeres are recording from the Jersey Shore enjoying a little vacation.

The ladies discover that The White House wasn't always white. Kamala, is she sassy, bougie, ratchet ... or is she just a SAVAGE?! Mike Pence is in for a proper drag. The ladies discuss politics, and the importance of voting.

They also weigh in on the Megan Thee Stallion story and how black women are unprotected. How Keke Palmer shares her incident with Trey Songs but nothing is done, and three trans women are attacked on Hollywood Blvd while bystanders watched, laughed, and live-streamed.

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Dimelo  LindX!

In episode 8 of season 3 El Salon is back! Sipping some wine and cracking jokes on each other.

Zuly makes a big fuss about Liz and Mari not knowing their preamble, Liz forces Zuly to learn to navigate without GPS, and Mari shares corny dad jokes.

The women also expound on a friend of the show's experience after forgetting to code switch at work and the hefty price he had to pay as a consequence. El Salon also discusses the need for code switching and how younger generations refuse to pander to old school ways for a seat at the table.

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Dimelo LindX!

Welcome back to season 3 episode 7. El Salón is back!
Liz is back after losing her mom, and as usual Zuly  and Mari discuss the shenanigans of every day life, their gratitude for all their blessings, and Mari’s new fascination with pole dancing.

Mari wants the girls to join her to a pole dance class. Liz and Zuly aren’t too sure about all that but that leads them to discuss Cardi B’s new single W. A. P. Liz thinks it stands for Web Access Protection and once again the girls educate the resident nerd on ratchet terminology.

The ladies discuss how they feel about Wet Ass Pussy and as usual they don’t agree. 

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Dimelo Lindx!

Welcome back to Season 3 Episode 6. In this episode El Salon puts together some of their favorite clips and reminisce about the fun times they had during their inception stage of the podcast. join us down memory lane and let us know what is your favorite episode. 

We can never get enough of Zuly's rants, our favorite guest moments, Mari's interesting stories, oh and that one time Liz travel to Schenectady, NY for dique work!?

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Dimelo Lindx!

Welcome back to Season 3 Episode 5. In this episode El Salon discusses what's new in the news, Liz learns two new words, and Mari shares how one word takes her down a rabbit hole full of information.

Most importantly the ladies discuss Postpartum Depression and how expecting mothers are not properly informed on what to expect after having a baby. A moment that should be joyful and fulfilling is sometimes met with anger, crying, sadness and guilt.  Zuly talks about her own personal experience and what helped her stay strong. Have you, or anyone you know ever experienced unexplained emotional changes after giving birth? Did your doctor ever speak to you about Postpartum Depression? Did you have or know of a support group that helped you get through tough times? Please share your experiences send us a QlonaGram at [email protected] or DM us via IG. 

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It is with deep regret that we mourn the loss of Liz's mom Maria De La Cruz Gonzalez. Maria was a beautiful Dominican immigrant a hardworking woman, caring mother, and over all a fun and kind person. We will miss her dearly. May she rest in peace.

Dimelo LindX!

Welcome back to season 3 episode 4. In this episode Zuly and Mari discuss work bullcrap, gig culture, and Only Fans.

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Dimelo LindX!

Welcome back to season 3 episode 3. In this episode El Salon discusses the season finale of Insecure **SPOILER ALERT**

As everyone by now should know, Issa and Lawrence reignite the flame and now that they both seem to have their shit together, it looks like a fruitful relationship. Except that Condola, Lawrence's ex drops a major bomb on them. She's pregnant and keeping it.

What do you guys think of this oops baby? is it a Hail Mary to try and keep Lawrence? Should Issa stick around and continue her relationship with Lawrence? Is this really something people still do to keep a relationship and does it work?

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