Hey Daughters! 🫧 I wanted to do a solo episode just between me and the daughters to reintroduce myself a little bit. My childhood was very unique and honestly it’s what makes me, me! So here is an exclusive sneak peek of the memoir just for the daughters. From being the captain of my middle school robotics team to growing up on a military base; I really get into it. I also give some advice for changing career paths once you’re already deep into one and on how to support yourself as a working artist! Love u daughters!

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0:00 – hi daughters, it's just me today

2:03 – meet my siblings (all 4 of them)

2:28 – i was raised by lesbian moms in the deep south

3:55 – was i a bimbo? the comments seem to think so

4:33 – my dad was special forces, so i was born on a military base

5:16 – little me wanted to be a supreme court justice

6:13 – growing up on post basically felt like communism

8:35 – i was at school during the 9/11 lockdown

10:10 – bones, worms, and being a literal fairy child

12:07 – dod school ruined me for civilian school

14:43 – the cool girls, the weird girls, and me the floater

16:00 – this is why people call me whimsical

17:10 – the trauma i'm saving for my memoir

17:55 – my mom raised us alone until she met my other mom

18:05 – i basically grew up in a bar

20:24 – being poor gave me a complex about my shoes

21:22 – the great pop-tart rationing of my childhood

22:05 – things finally got better for my family

22:38 – i fell in love with dance and art

24:10 – school achievements and my robotics captain era

26:01 – we won state and went to legoland

28:29 – president of every club that would have me

30:22 – big red, the $2000 prius that saved my life

31:45 – i met anthony day one of college

32:02 – i quit law for a dance mfa mid-pandemic

33:53 – my advice for switching careers: just jump

37:34 – having people believe in you means everything

40:24 – is a creative career actually harder than corporate?

43:13 – i said what i said: i want to be rich and famous

44:34 – let's hate on men, not each other

45:06 – why i actually do this podcast

46:27 – life update: two weeks in florida teaching

47:45 – coming up: episodes with anthony, nick, and you

Hey Daughters! 🫧

I come to you early early in the morning with bed hair in this episode to introduce you to my husband and the producer of this podcast, Anthony. It’s nice because I feel like we’re close enough now that I can share intimate parts of my life with you - even more than I already have lolz. CUTE! And it’s peak wedding season so I wanted to share with the daughters all the sweet and different things we did at our wedding almost 2 years ago. Can you believe I was such a child bride? Anyway, please enjoy the ease and comfort of this one. It’s a wholesome time! Love you daughters!!!

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0:00 – our first straight man ever

2:08 – married at 25 (everyone thinks i'm a trad wife)

4:07 – your social life is not a startup

8:47 – christian college & the scarlet letter door tag

10:23 – THE DUDE DISGUISE

12:11 – shamed for having a boyfriend at 18

13:23 – twin bed romance

15:42 – tornado night: every secret boyfriend revealed

17:09 – he's a queen guy. i'm a california king.

19:55 – ok THE WEDDING

21:50 – it rained. all day. hurricane season.

23:48 – i never wanted to get married bc men are assholes

26:16 – lesbian moms x the most traditional man alive

29:36 – everything shattered & they hid it from me

31:06 – we invented JFK jr fall

32:11 – the mama's world tour

34:53 – checker dance floor & a deconstructed low country boil

36:53 – nana's cheesecake the size of a table

39:50 – he bought a piano on AMAZON

40:35 – 10 steroid shots in the butt

42:24 – we sat the two firecrackers together. they fought.

43:21 – everyone wore white. i told them to.

45:07 – the dying dog got a front row seat

47:53 – the boutonniere lives in our fridge

48:37 – he turned our wedding into a DVD menu

50:34 – the planner who kept editing her texts (babe. iOS shows revisions.)

51:38 – his dream venue was my nightmare

53:09 – pink golf cart + did we sleep apart?

54:15 – the honeymoon routine

56:53 – THE PINK DRESS

59:27 – the backup dress came 4 sizes too big

61:51 – huckapoo's: the dive bar after party

64:43 – tell us your wedding details, daughters

Hey Daughters! 🫧 On this episode we have the very hilarious brooklyn hot girl - Brigid Duffy. We get into our shared sister drama, our political science major past, and finally all things evil men on Love Island USA. What is the meaning of "lustful"? Don't ask chat, ask an eldest daughter!! Enjoy, this one is funny af.

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0:00 - Meet Brigid Duffy, Our First-Ever Comedian Guest

2:00 - The Private Story as a Personal Art Form

3:20 - Eldest Daughter Energy Isn't About Birth Order

6:40 - Staying Deep in Your Family's Business (No Apologies)

8:35 - Becoming the Fun Aunt You Didn't See Coming

10:30 - We're Picky, We're Loyal, and We Will Throw Hands

16:00 - Bailyn's Sister Was a Certified Fighter

20:45 - Surviving High School by Sheer Spite

23:40 - Growing Up in a Bar with Two Moms (Happy Pride)

26:00 - Australians, Toilets, and Everyone Moving to Japan

28:30 - The Theater-Kid-to-NYC Pipeline

31:00 - Why She Quit the Poli-Sci Major (You Need Psychosis)

33:00 - Running Campaigns in Minnesota & the Friends Mom Warned You About

39:20 - Finally: Love Island and the "Lustful" Situation

42:00 - Everyone Weaponizing "Lustful" Like It's the Bible

48:00 - Hot Take: The Men Are the Lustful Ones

53:30 - Kenzie Is Objectively Insufferable (A Full Breakdown)

1:00:00 - Zach Is More Evil Than Anyone's Giving Him Credit For

1:10:00 - The Fashion, The Carls We Need More Of

1:14:45 - Why Nobody's Dating Anymore: It Starts With the Lying

1:20:00 - How Not to End Up in the Doghouse

1:26:00 - We Simply Do Not Have Male Friends, and That's Final

1:33:50 - Where to Find Brigid + Eldest Daughter Is a Mindset

THIS IS OUR 20th EPISODE!!! I can’t even believe it. I decided for this special occasion I would do my very first solo episode. Just me and you daughters… keep this between us! Literally let’s play! I talk about starting Nutrifol, trying Tia for the first time, and all the neighborhoods I’ve lived in during my time in NYC. And I needed to do a Love Island Casa Amor debrief of course. Finally, we finish with my list of 00s romcoms that are must rewatches this summer! Enjoy!

🎬 ROM-COM LIST STARTS AT: 37:37

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0:00 – Cold Open

0:17 – Welcome to Our First Solo Episode

8:28 – Hair, Hormones & the Gynecologist That Gets It

14:20 – Love Island: The Clam Slam Discourse

19:53 – Meet Atticus, Resident Daughter

22:37 – Love Island, Continued: Casa Amor Carnage

37:37 – THE LIST: 2000s Rom-Coms That Raised Us

44:22 – How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days → Devil Wears Prada

50:24 – Sweet Home Alabama, 50 First Dates & Uptown Girls

57:20 – Little Black Book, Cinderella Story & The Prince & Me

1:03:56 – Bridget Jones, Monster-in-Law & Princess Diaries

1:06:48 – Legally Blonde, Miss Congeniality & Girls Just Want to Have Fun

1:12:19 – Final Picks & Summer Rewatch Send-Off

Hey Daughters!! 🫧

Buckle up and try not to drunk puke out the window of your uber during this ep bc it’s a ride!

Everyone’s fav co-host and baby son is back on EDP for another write-in episode… but this time we’re reacting to your embarrassing adult stories. And daughters, you delivered.

From naked sleep walking after a hook up to accidentally diving into a baby stroller dressed as janet from rocky horror picture show… we unpack the absolute sting of that one humiliating thing you did when you were maybe a little too tipsy or just clueless in ur 20s. As always, enjoy!

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0:00 – Cold Open: A Period Poop Story for the Ages

1:25 – Welcome Back, Nick (Reporting Live From a "Facility")

5:00 – Bailyn Survived the Knicks Parade at the Ass Crack of Dawn

12:41 – Nick Turned 27 and Is Now the Voice of a Generation

16:57 – New Segment: Questy With Your Bestie

21:09 – The Hinge Date That Ended in a Bar Brawl

27:26 – A Love Letter to the Jersey Shore (and Anthony's Risky Post)

33:00 – Anthony, the Shin-Kicker: A Bar Fight Defense

37:05 – Plug Break + We Need You to Write In, Daughters

40:24 – Submission: The Tube Top Sleepwalking Escape

43:24 – Submission: Crying at the Valentine's Icebreaker

46:32 – Submission: A Germany Train Situation

47:51 – Nick vs. a Water Bottle of Rum (and One Uber)

51:04 – Producer Anthony's 4 Loko New Year's Saga

56:58 – The Millennial Tattoo Nick Will Pay to Remove

1:04:51 – Submission: The New Girl Who Introduced Herself Wrong

1:08:59 – Submission: Bottomless in the Garden

1:10:49 – Submission: 10 Minutes of High Beams, One Crash Out

1:13:09 – Submission: The Worst Possible Email Typo

1:15:59 – Nick's Pants vs. a Beachfront Hurricane

1:23:04 – Bailyn's Rocky Horror Faceplant Finale

Hey Daughter! 🫧

We come to you on the dawn of the Knicks winning the NBA Finals. What a time to be alive! And in New York City no less. This week we have the beautiful and talented Annie Leppert on the pod to discuss what we’ve been listening to, watching, binging, buying, loving, eating… she’s the brunette Carrie Bradshaw and I am Britney before the breakdown. Not only is Annie an incredible music artist but she’s one of my longest and deepest friendships! So I trust her opinion with my life. Just two girls who moved to big city and are now living their big dreams! Enjoy!

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0:00 - Meet Annie Leppert (Bailyn's College Bestie Turned Guest)

2:42 - Eldest Daughters, Hot Parents & the Wedding Photo

5:09 - It's a Jar Summer (We're Coining It)

6:20 - Wearing the Eldest Daughter Crown

9:31 - Boutique Cats, Future Dogs & Coastal Luxury Annie

10:53 - The Italy Trip That Should Be Everyone's Grandparent Goals

14:29 - Birth Order, Big Guns Sisters & Begging for Attention

18:06 - Annie the Artist: Sarah Bareilles for Gen Z

20:54 - Cult Leader Energy, Narcissism & Being Whimsy Personified

21:55 - Hogwarts Houses & the Great Harry Potter Christmas Rewatch

22:44 - Is Family Stone a Christmas Movie? (Yes) + Defending Rachel McAdams

25:36 - Annie's New Song "Burn It Slow" & Manifesting Love Through Music

27:52 - Art Doesn't Belong to You (Except the IP)

30:10 - Listening, Watching, Buying, Loving, Eating: The Roundup Begins

30:10 - LISTENING: Ryan Beatty, The Cure & a Nostalgic 80s Summer

35:30 - We Need Norah Jones Mom Y2K (Not Britney Y2K)

39:00 - Katy Perry, Come Back to Your Body

42:11 - WATCHING: Everything I Know About Love, Summer House & Infantilizing Yourself

44:58 - The Knicks Saga: 14 Days a Fan & the Best Night of Bailyn's Life

55:50 - Love Island, Snooki & JWoww, and Cape Fear

58:04 - The Lena Dunham "Fame Sick" Deep Dive

61:00 - BOOKS: Newspaper Girly Energy & Feminist Sorority Horror

64:16 - BUYING: Zebra Candles, Street Wedges & a Perfectly Tuned Piano

67:02 - EATING: Egg Sandwiches, Deux Chats & Van Leeuwen Forever

71:08 - Listen to Annie's Music + The Leppards Fan Club Is Born

Hey Daughters! ✨

Lock in. We are discussing Famesick, the beautifully self aware memoir by the voice of our generation - Lena f*cking Dunham. Naturally, I asked Christina Read, fellow Girls rewatcher anddddd the girl I admired most in college/throughout my 20s, to breakdown the biggest takeaways from miss Dunham’s best selling autobiography. We sprinkle in revelations from our twenties living in NYC along the way because one thing about Lena is, she will make a girl REFLECT! Enjoy!!!!

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0:00 – Meet Christina (aka Tina): nicknames, college lore & the Nick connection

2:35 – Birth order check: middle child vs eldest daughter

5:00 – She's an aunt now & boys with older sisters are simply built different

10:41 – What's in my bag: Revlon, a discontinued holy-grail lipstick & a Hannah Montana detour

19:37 – The Anthony hair situation (yes, she's keeping the ponytail)

24:22 – Famesick: cracking open Lena Dunham's memoir

24:44 – Which Girls girl are you? Hannah-wing-Marnie vs. the Jessa allegations

36:07 – Why everyone should study Lena Dunham's style

40:32 – The health journey: being a woman nobody believes

48:06 – Lena vs. Jenny: the toxic boss-best-friend nobody talks about enough

54:25 – The haters were wrong: Girls is back in the zeitgeist

58:00 – Charli, monoculture & art-world highbrow vs. rom-com heart

58:57 – Let's talk about Jack Antonoff (sorry Jack, we still love Bleachers)

1:05:33 – The 6th-grade-boyfriend plot twist that gagged us

1:07:18 – Busting the "you'll meet your husband once you've healed" myth

1:15:02 – "You just got lucky": the side-eye women get for being in love

1:26:57 – Every ambitious woman has had a Jenny — and shedding them hurts

1:30:25 – Take the risk anyway: what Famesick taught us about our own ambitions

1:36:36 – Rich-in-our-30s manifestation & full of potential, plenty of time

1:37:01 – Follow Christina

Hey Daughters! ✨

I have a very very cool episode for you this week, just in time for the Sag Moon! My first virtual guest, Kaitlyn, gives me a live reading of my birth chart. And girl I’m a Sagittarius, so you knowww I was eating up every word. If you’ve ever been curious about Astrology and want to dip your toes in, this is episode for you. But honestly, even if you’re already super deep, it’s also the episode for you. It’s like if your fav pop culture girly and most knowledgeable spiritual baddie had a baby. Enjoy and manifest queens! 🙏🏻

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Hey Daughters, Nick and I are back with more embarrassing childhood stories. And yes - he's still gay (his words, not mine).

I'll be honest, this episode's even better than the last. From your mom walking in on you masturbating to being born on 9/11, the daughters really served with these cringey childhood stories. As always, enjoy!

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0:00 – Welcome Back, Daughters: Embarrassing Stories Part 2

0:33 – Two Weeks in a Wet Bunk (+ Nick’s Famous Pee Detector)

3:12 – Bailyn's Body Central Flood: The Zebra Skirt Trip Gone Wrong

8:51 – She Peed Herself Honoring Maya Angelou (We're So Sorry)

16:54 – Mom Walked In On the Build-A-Bear. Then They Went to Target.

21:48 – Tangent: Bailyn's Lana Del Rey Highway Confessional

23:13 – The Great Webkins Heist (Peer-Pressured Into Robbery)

24:42 – Bailyn's Mean Girl Era: The Fake Car Crash Text

27:43 – Nick's Webkins Piracy Ring: Robin Hood of the Mall

30:34 – Her Birthday's on 9/11 (Blame Al-Qaeda, Not Her)

32:19 – She Proposed at Age 4. He Unfollowed Her Years Later.

34:25 – Bailyn's Straight-A Meltdowns: Anything Below a 93

39:08 – She Had to Teach Her Mom How to Say "Puma"

41:00 – Jealous of the Kid in the Wheelchair, So Off the Swing Set She Went

44:50 – Tangent: Proactiv, Cystic Acne & Bailyn's Senior-Year Glow-Up

47:46 – Allie's Fingers Stuck in a Ring Sizer (Cut Out by Hot Firemen)

52:58 – Face-Plant in Borrowed Birkenstocks (The Whole Gym Heard It)

1:00:08 – Nick Brought the House Down: The 6th Grade Talent Show

1:01:23 – The 7th Grade "Boyfriend" Catastrophe: Off-Beat the Entire Time

Hey Daughters! ✨

Be honest, did you eat your boogers as a kid?? Oh! You still do… this week we read all the embarrassing childhood stories you submitted! I had to ask my fellow former embarrassing child and bestie, Nick, to be the first ever MAN on the pod and he doesn’t disappoint - probably because he has two older sisters. He just gets it. Anyway, this might be our funniest episode yet. Let’s get into the cringiest moments from our childhoods!!!

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Chapters

0:00 – Nick: the first man EVER on the pod

2:13 – wait, does Nick secretly hate animals?

5:11 – birth order & why eldest daughters run the world

8:25 – how Bailyn and Anthony fell in love in college

10:00 – Nick's two moms & the great turkey trot divide

13:35 – Paris fashion week & why nobody here can speak French

17:29 – how Nick and Bailyn actually met (the Belmont lore)

21:18 – if a tree falls in the forest...

22:10 – being a gay kid at a Christian college

25:21 – improv, the lava lamp & the Magic School Bus

27:23 – the write-ins begin: your embarrassing childhood stories

28:47 – if the three of us had grown up together

31:39 – Submission 1: playing Shamu in the bathtub

33:14 – Nick vs. the dolphins (and a rogue sea urchin)

38:14 – Submission 2: the infamous booger wall

41:09 – Submission 3: the 7-year-old shoulder rub

46:51 – Submission 4: a 4th-grade ode to the Black Eyed Peas

48:31 – the Black Eyed Peas & Pitbull hot-take spiral

54:15 – Submission 5: the great seagull catastrophe

1:00:16 – Submission 6: the booger eater gets unmasked

1:02:50 – to be continued (it's a two-parter)